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Mermaid Poo

slang term for a standard, green garden hose.
"make sure you water the grass, I just a bought a new mermaid poo."
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the little mermaid

disney movie thats the awesomest ever go jimeny cricket!!...ariel can be known as "the whore of the sea"
damn! tonight imma go watch the aweseomest movie ever!@! the little mermaid
by wheaton <3 August 19, 2006
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little mermaid

Its when a girl gives you oral sex when your driving a boat
Dan: Hey guys I got a little mermaid yesterday on the boat
AAron: thats tight
by Dan aka M.O.B January 24, 2007
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Mermaid Lesbian

Similar to bambi lesbian, a lesbian that is e.g. aesthetically and/or romantically attracted to women but not sexually, hence their lower part being replaced with a cute fishtail.
A: This cheap bed would be way too fragile for us. Let's look for another one that we can actually use.
B: Like I would ever use it like that with you mermaid lesbian anyway...
A: What? I meant when we feel like having a pillow fight again, you perv!
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mermaid lick

When the woman, after feeling her orgasm, cums and the males face is there to lick it and 'play around' with his tounge. Her legs instantly snap shut like a mermaids tail and she is unable to walk.
Jim was giving amy the time of her life. She just orgasmed and then he gave her a mermaid lick. He died later that evening
by Poopypooyown June 25, 2014
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Mermaid Phase

The phase in a young girl's life where she is obsessed with the ocean. She will research about mermaids, search up spells to become one on google, search for mermaid sightings on youtube, crave the ocean, write diary entries about how she longs for the sea, etc. This phase usually occurs in girls around the ages of 9-11 (but this can vary) and will leave them with a permanent love for the ocean throughout their life. This is one of the most special phases a girl can go through. Girls who have gone through a mermaid phase as a child have a consciousness that's on another level. They are special women today that as adults are open-minded, kind, down to earth, sensitive, empathetic, curious, and insightful.
I remember when I had my mermaid phase. One time I searched up transformation spells on google and was going to recite one in the moonlight by my backyard pool. But I didn't want to worry my family since I would have to live in the pool, so I never did it.

Back in my mermaid phase I planned on running away from home in the middle of the night to go to the ocean, but was nervous about leaving my family.

When I was going through my mermaid phase I would write diary entries about how I craved the ocean and how it was pulling me in.
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