mendoza

When two people simultaneously text each other with the same message.

Text from person A: "You can never really know too many Mexicans."
Simultaneous text from person B: "You can never really know too many Mexicans."
Text from person A: "mendoza!"
Text from person B: "mendoza!"

by Brett R. February 26, 2014

aldo mendoza

The son of the sun and moon, brother of the mountains, oceans, deserts, and forests, He is the essence of humanity. His presence is unforgettable and unmatched. Not many things make him lose his cool, but when snapped he embodies the power that lies within him. Be careful with him, for he is, quite literally, one of a kind, and will leave without the slightest of signs. Know him and you will surely know the enigma. Let him lead you and you will know the world.

Aldo Mendoza is that person that makes you want to try one more time.

by Civilian ITC. December 20, 2014

Dennis Mendoza

Sexiest man alive.

Dennis Mendoza is perfect in every way.

by Nhojd August 31, 2018

Filet menon

When a female masturbates with a sharp end of a steak knife

That bitch filet menoned her pussy with a steak knife.

by BadAshMF November 13, 2020

medong

see no skunk

like no skunk, except you said medong and hit the person on the head with your nuckles

1: close that door
2: no skunk, medong
1: softies!
2: (gives no skunk and medong)
1: i mean: open that door.

by E Killer a.k.a. e killa March 1, 2005

mennonite

mennonite which is a person who is part of a religion that says they should be seperate from the world

Sally is a mennonite. She lives with her family up in the hills and they never see outsiders

by kasha January 18, 2005

mennonite mafia

a group of mennonites killing everybody and they will over power the government, and then the world

GEORGE W. BUSH, or just basically the shitty fucking government he is running, the mennonite mafia will destroy him and his damn government

by *ZAUBEREI* The Bone Collector November 15, 2006