pussy melon 

Someone who is scared of sitting on a melon in case it gets stuck in their vagina

sit on it u pussy melon!!!

pussy melon by Jack macc December 23, 2016

Salty Melon 

The sexual act involving busting as many nuts in a watermelon and letting it soak in before eating it.

Person 1: "Wow that salty melon is loaded"
Person 2: "Yeah, can't wait to have some of it later"

Salty Melon by A.V.S.C. April 30, 2023

Melon John 

Used in place of "black person". See also moon cricket

Check out that melon john chewin' on a jungle plum.

Melon John by Satelite Dish January 7, 2006

meloncolony 

A feeling of sadness And lonliness.To feel miserable and lost as if your alone Well your never alone everything's gonna be all right it feels as if you need help if you feel uncomfortable about telling your problems to strangers to them to a family member or a close friend,
Wush you luck

I feel very meloncolony when I get made fun of.
I Feel very meloncolony when someone dies.
I locked my sef up in my room with all the lights
turned off and my blinds closed because i felt very
meloncolny.

meloncolony by jenna amanda r January 11, 2008

melon patch kids 

An ethnic version of Cabbage Patch Kids. Little black ragdolls.

I guess we could buy little Myshequa one of those Melon Patch Kids for her birthday.

melon patch kids by wolfbait51 June 11, 2011

melon scooped 

When someone receives anal sex in which the dick scoops out the contents of the rectum such as when someone scoops out a melon to eat.

" I got melon scooped last night and he had shit all ova dat knob."

melon scooped by Trip shoota January 28, 2006

Melon the Federals 

The act of hurling a watermelon from a great distance at a figure of authority.

Looks like its time to MELON THE FEDERALS!

Melon the Federals by Patterson25 July 14, 2011