dirty matcha

When you go into a Japanese sex club and get a pretty boy in a grinch costume.

That dirty matcha really got me off at the club last night.

by LikeTheAlcohol February 13, 2021

Machado

Real bad player at Dota, followed by childish attitude, causing his team to lose almost every time.

Machado has left the game with a 0/15 (K/D) score.

by HasHClan May 4, 2009

matchatosis

Affliction most commonly found in men where they are incapable of properly matching their clothing. Coordinating their clothes may often cause anxiety and result in teasing, taunting, and loss of confidence.

You suffer from matchatosis if you believe that just because your shirt is green and your pants are green that they match. Olive green and Kelly green are two entirely different tones and do not work well together.

by Richelle H November 16, 2006

macha

Feminine for macho. A though modern woman who cracks men's emotion like a peanut shell, uses them for her sexual pleasure, and dumps them, usually fast enough not to let them even try to become seductive or interesting.

Only the modern macha manages to give the declining male what he really deserves in a "romantic" relationship.

by Ysengrim January 2, 2004

dudey machato

a person who is stupid and pees in their pants and has a fat penis and poops in their pants

u pee in ur pants, ahhhh! dudey machato u r so stupid

by Anonymous June 12, 2003

marchanplarg

anything i could be good bad its like a noun and a verb and a adjective all in one.

sup marchanplarg
stupid marchanplarg
we went marchanplarging today

by dan freemon September 21, 2004

Matcha latte

A Japanese tea based latte, usually found in the hands of north face wearing hipsters. Particularly odd people say it’s a ‘Friday thing’ which is particularly sad/annoying.

Hey guys! Let’s go and get a matcha latte at that lovely little coffee place that has those annoyingly smug people working there. I’ll bring my north face jacket in case I spontaneously have to start an adventure.

by KCHasnomates June 2, 2018