The Matador

When you wrap your cock in a paper towel to prevent staining your favorite underwear or sweatpants.

I had to use The Matador because my underwear were still in the dryer and was running late for my Grandfathers funeral!

by I’m with stupid July 8, 2021

Ooooooo Matko

This is what Gabrijel says after Matko roasted him

Matko: Ur mom
Gabrijel:Ooooooo Matko

by xX_FatCat_Xx April 13, 2022

《¤》Matadorama《¤》matadorama《¤》matadoramA《¤》

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😁: 《¤》Matadorama《¤》matadorama《¤》matadoramA《¤》

by InterpersonalCommunication February 21, 2025

nodo nik matkom

In the south of Algeria we say get up fuck your mothers Oh!! people of the south afkfk omhatkem

soufian He says : nodo nik matkom ✨

by islx1m November 22, 2021

The Italian Matador

The act of cutting one's penis very slightly so it bleeds but not too much, swinging it around so it's fully red, and then continuously beating it with a hammer so it's flat and resembles a Matador's flag.

My dad did the Italian Matador, I miss him.

by PickleGod762 August 13, 2024