Masturbation

Too much work for more depression.

'You done some masturbation today, bro?' 'I tried til I cried.'

by Tswei November 8, 2019

masturbative

some thing/ approach/ activity/ discourse which aim satisfying oneself under the guise of a sublime cause.

his discourse is so masturbative .. he is not a public intellectual but just another narcisist wanker.

by silentio February 10, 2007

masturbation

an activity that every man has participated in.

You're into masturbation so why do you deny it?

by it's like shaving March 29, 2010

Masturbate

For guys only; If you want a really good orgasm quickly, then go into the bathroom, sit on the toilet, and cover the shaft of your penis with toilet paper. Move the toilet paper up and down, while pressing hard on your penis. The orgasm leaves you breathless, and I shot sperm about a foot and a half. FEELS GOOD.

Damn, I used to toilet paper to masturbate, and I think I was in heavon-on-earth.

by Master Bater. May 28, 2008

masturbation

pleasure acquired from the act of touching ones own privates.

text message
female: have you ever had masturbation frustration?

male: stoking my penis..
female: palming my clit naked on my bed. my legs are open.
male: good girl. how would you treat my johnny if you were here?
female: i'd suck you dry...

male: ooo? then you deserve a palm job till you squirt.
female: mm i like your big hands.

by naughtygirl November 18, 2013

Masturbate

Guys- To rapidly yank your crank.
Chicks- To use variouse toys and satisfy yourself, or an electric toothbrush.

It is quite understandable.

by Maddie April 17, 2005

Masturbation

One of the greatest joys in life. Discovered (hopefully) when you go through puberty.

Andrew Dice Clay: Masturbation is king. Oh yeah, you know it, I know it so who are we bullshittin'?

by tenaciousd6936 August 19, 2006