Martini

A man with a cock larger than usual🤗

His name is martini so he must have a huge cock!

by Tinarr August 7, 2022

martini glass

shape

nice martini glass anna!

by annablackwood September 27, 2020

body martini

When you ejaculate and both semen and urine come out.

Guy 1:Dude I had sex with Becky last night!
Guy 2:Nice,how was it like?
Guy 1:Well,I think I gave her pussy some body martini...
Guy 2:Ew gross bro.Just gross.

by THESYSTEMFAILED June 7, 2016

Hot Dog Martini

Taste me, please?!?
2 oz. infused hot dog water
1! oz. sweet pepper relish
SHAKE
Prepare martini glass

/Mayo drizzle/Ketchup-Mustard rim\
Adhere a softened hot dog bun slice to rim to create a job
Add 3 oz. vodka to shaker
Take shot of vodka

Make a hot dog octopus

SHAKE THAT

SHAKE IT…
Then strain into glass and enjoy like everyone who we’ve made it for has :)

Why wouldn’t you want try a hot dog martini, coward?

It’s good, like five people have already tried it

by Thelxonie555 October 17, 2021

Ryan martinie

World's top bassist from band mudvayne and a gym bro

Person 1: wow bro u been going to gym? Cause i looking like Ryan martinie!
I gotta slap some b (ass)
Person 2: thanks bro

by Mudvaynehead June 9, 2022

Cat Martini

This is where you fill martini ingredients into a cat, then grab the cat by the tail and fling it round till it makes a martini.

Please don’t actually do this, not saying you would but some people are dumb.

Mr bond likes his Cat Martini’s flung into the sky, not shaken

by Fedora Stoat September 14, 2019

Pink Martini Haircut

When a girl is struggling with pubic hair drastic action is required.

The man fills her clunge with martini (or other spirits) then instead of drinking from her excessively furry cup…. Lights a match and singes her carpet before entering her.

Roger : I went to see that girl last night that’s allergic to Razors.

TONY : What did you do?

Roger : I gave her a pink martini haircut

Tony : great shout, I bet she has a lovely smooth snatch now

by STANDINGRICH December 28, 2022