Marblehead High School

Marblehead High School is a school with a stupid curriculum and a board that does not care about students' education. They place learning about synthetic division over learning about how the economy and banks work. The school won't purchase new toner for the copiers, so teachers are left without copies of note outlines for students. People in Marblehead pay property taxes/taxes that should go to the school system, yet it does not seem like that is happening. Marblehead is rated as a good school system, but it is surprising.

Adult: What are you learning in school?
Student: Synthetic division
Adult: Oh, you must go to Marblehead High School. I've never heard of that in my entire life, and I am a manager of a very successful company!

Marblehead High School by SummerTravel June 5, 2011

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Black-White orgy, resembling the chocolate-white look of a marble cake.

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The female analog to morning wood. When a woman wakes up horny and with an erect clitoris. Usually results in the morning rape of her significant other, or some random passer-by.

Woke up with morning marble today... surprised the shit out of the mailman.

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