Malcolm in the Middle 

A show wherein 20-year-old actors play 16-year-old boys acting like 10-year-old kids. Watching it is an extreme and immediate danger to one's IQ.

Do you watch that show, Malcolm in the Middle?

I did once, then I couldn't figure out how to put on my goddamned underwear for a week.

Malcolm in the Middle by Anonymity from Anonymityville January 13, 2007

malcolm widener

a fat white guy who does not have sex with his girlfriend and sometimes acts gay

Hey, you just malcolm widener that bitch.

malcolm widener by Drakodelta January 29, 2015

Malcolm in the Middle 

Verb: When three gay men engage in group sex. In this situation one man must act as "Malcolm" and situate himself in between the other two men.

Malcolm just got Malcolm in the Middle 'd by Reese and Dewey.

Malcolm in the Middle by CLlT October 30, 2015

Malcolm's Law 

A distant cousin of Sod's Law.
The more you look for something, the more you will find it.
Named after a respected London serologist, who could report more rare blood group antibodies in a month than a dozen of his colleagues could find in a year.

Mick: Since watching that news report on skin cancer, I've found about a dozen scary moles.

Mack: Don't worry, that's just Malcolm's Law.

Malcolm's Law by Mik101 December 14, 2008

Malcolm Gruijters

malcolm gruijters is very smart

malcolm gruijters is very smart

Malcolm Gruijters by Malcolm21321231231 September 24, 2020

Malcolm'd 

1. to have a dad tats soo hott he gives it good and a mom tats a milf

2. to be a guy hit on by gay pick up lines

3. to get ur ass kicked every time you talk to a girl

4. to be scared when hit on by girls

uve been malcolmd if u get a pick up line as bad as:

is ur father a theif cuz it looks like some1 stole the stars from the sky and put them in ur eyes

or

fuck me if im wrong but rnt u jennifer lopez?

Malcolm'd by malcolms dad is hott January 25, 2005

malcolm happy 

To be too happy and to make silly noises flailing arms around and jumping all over the place.

My friend got a blow job and was malcolm happy.

malcolm happy by Panda_punch1 September 26, 2011