Montana punch bowl

When a man stretches his ball sack out to make a cup for liquids to be drank out of

I made a cup for her wine with my ball sack she smiled and said wow that’s “Montana punch bowl”

by BeelynnD February 10, 2022

Montana Bennett

Is so seductive. Always down for a good laugh. Just says like these dumb things that literally make you laugh your head off. She has greeny-blue eyes like the grass after the floods in Brisbane and she has small ear lobes. She can also do like the funniest voices omg and matches whatever the energy is

Hey Papi, I missed you! Montana Bennett makes me wet in my sleep at night. Papi, open those legs for me ;)

- From Hollie Le Griffon

by flaffil March 8, 2022

Montana Howdoyoudo

n. a form of greeting between two males in which one or both parties grab(s) the other's genitals. AKA Montana Handshake, or a Rocky Mountain Salute.

Joshua's face lit up when Chris greeted him with an unexpected but not unwelcome Montana Howdoyoudo.

by Dr. Lysandra September 21, 2011

Montana Bedroom Slippers

Went two ladies lay down naked, side-by-side, while a completely naked standing man gets them off using only his big toes. The man is simultaneously masturbating toward the ladies open mouths playing a game of ejaculate cornhole. Normal cornhole scoring applies.

The ladies went over to B-dog’s place last night to be his Montana Bedroom Slippers.

by Big big biscuit September 3, 2021

Montana Blackburn

A "Montana Blackburn" is when a man takes a shit early in the morning, but doesn't wipe his ass, then puts on tighty-whiteys. Late in the day, when he's having sex in the doggystyle position, he takes his shit-stained underwear and wraps it over her face, or across her mouth, and proceeds to fuck her while pulling on it.

"Man, I gave her such a nasty "Montana Blackburn" last night, she had to brush her teeth afterwards."

by Mr. Mister M September 18, 2009

Montana Duffel Bag

This lovely little technique is when you shit in a bag, put it on a girl's head, and fuck her in the ass. Hold the bag really tight, but don't kill the bitch. Instead, when she's about to pass out you take the bag off and slap her in the face.

Derek gave Danielle a Montana Duffel Bag when they got home

by J :> January 17, 2009

Montana Milkshake

Close cousin to the Cincinnati Juice Box, except the man releases a load of ejaculate into the woman's anus and proceeds to slurp the creamy mixture out with a bendy straw.

Dude, I totally gave Kevin's mom a Montana Milkshake. Mmmm Mmmm Good.

by Feefer May 16, 2008