responsible tax paying mother: fuck my back hurts im gonna take a percocet
spoiled transgender child who has never worked a day in their life: mOm dOnT tAkE oPoAdZ, iTs LITERALLY HORTLOR!!!!!!!!111
spoiled transgender child who has never worked a day in their life: mOm dOnT tAkE oPoAdZ, iTs LITERALLY HORTLOR!!!!!!!!111
by swerty gert February 9, 2019
Get the LITERALLY HORTLORmug. A literal rat is someone quite rare to come across. They seem friendly, but have the largest superiority complex. All in all, there face has a composition that causes their eyes to be too close; nose to hold of the face; one eyebrow; and the head shape of a jellybean. They are to be avoided, unless you want your family, yourself and those you know to be attacked by one. A literal rat will believe they are "cool", you are to play along with this fantasy so you don't destroy there's. Doing so will lead to immense trouble, as a literal rat usually has a mass following.
by Rhatti May 17, 2023
Get the literal ratmug. A person that takes what you say literally, unless otherwise explained. All jokes aside type of person
A person that has little gray area.
A person that has to be in a playing or joking mood to accept humor.
A person that has little gray area.
A person that has to be in a playing or joking mood to accept humor.
by Just for you BJ May 21, 2017
Get the Literal Thinkermug. 1. a : uneducated, cultured. b : unable to do much reading or writing.
2. an unbelievable penchant for poor grammar and extremely bad spelling;
SEE - Bill.
2. an unbelievable penchant for poor grammar and extremely bad spelling;
SEE - Bill.
As a dyslexic para-literate, English was his a second language, but he had no first, and everything he wrote sounded like broken Shakespeare.
by the Professor from Podunk January 2, 2011
Get the para-literatemug. by Dr Bunnygirl July 20, 2023
Get the turd literatemug. One who can read, and type. But usually just types up alot of crap that a n00b would say... only they spell it out correctly.
Hello! Will you be my girlfriend? I'm a really good kisser! Please? *wink wink*
{After being rejected}
Fine, then! You were ugly anyways! I was just trying to be nice, you <insert rediculously long and pointless insult here>!
{After being rejected}
Fine, then! You were ugly anyways! I was just trying to be nice, you <insert rediculously long and pointless insult here>!
by I'm Lily August 20, 2005
Get the Literate n00bmug. by LITERALLY--GOD February 8, 2021
Get the LITERALLY GODmug.