Literal Thinker

A person that takes what you say literally, unless otherwise explained. All jokes aside type of person

A person that has little gray area.

A person that has to be in a playing or joking mood to accept humor.

Benjamin is such a literal thinker when reading my innocent text messages

by Just for you BJ May 21, 2017

Literally anything

This can be turned into porn with the right mindset

I like porn with literally anything in it

by Blinkeraaah May 19, 2023

Literal Fuckhead

Peoples who's name starts with N and is never right about where starbucks are.

He's a Literal Fuckhead never knowing where starbucks is.

by Not a literal fuckhead June 18, 2019

turd literate

Slang for someone who knows their shit.

He is definitely a most turd literate guy!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 20, 2023

a literal mug

put this on ur mug and buy it on amazon

a literal mug

by gfdderegfrggg June 15, 2021

Literate n00b

One who can read, and type. But usually just types up alot of crap that a n00b would say... only they spell it out correctly.

Hello! Will you be my girlfriend? I'm a really good kisser! Please? *wink wink*

{After being rejected}

Fine, then! You were ugly anyways! I was just trying to be nice, you <insert rediculously long and pointless insult here>!

by I'm Lily August 20, 2005

literally nothing

Literally nothing

I literally did nothing to the literal nothing of literally nothing

by wdahshshwnn February 16, 2021