Lightning bitch

Or lightnin' bitch. Irish expression for a woman who is truly impossible, vile, sniping and otherwise waaay beyond disagreeable.

She left him outside the locked door in the rain for four hours because she wanted to clip her nails then screamed at him because on top of the other groceries, which were drenched, he'd forgotten to bring home the custard powder. What a lightning bitch.

by Fearman February 24, 2008

Green Lightning

epic minecraft youtuber and gamer man who is very hot and sexy and is the best at video games and is amazing

Green Lightning is the best youtuber in existance

by Definitely Not Green Lightning March 17, 2021

lightning backstroke

You’re hitting it from the back, you taze her in the stomach.

Last night me and my girlfriend tried the lightning backstroke, lets hust say we’re no longer together and have a court hearing on Monday

by Professor Cliterous May 8, 2023

Lightning Thighs

The opposite of thunder thighs.

Thighs that are skinny and muscular. Never jiggle.

Person 1: what is the opposute of thunder thighs

Person 2: idk lighting things

Person 1: what do you mean by that?

Person 2: i mean thunder thighs jiggle, but lightning thighs are muscular and never jiggle.

Person 1: what?!?!?!

Person 2: I am totally gonna put that on urban dictionary

by Dilligaf ismdiabod July 27, 2019

Lightning sleeve

A really fast paced wank

Alex was horny but needed to leave in 5 mins so he had a lightning sleeve

by Chadathon January 26, 2022

White Lightning

The default nickname for a white guy who can really run run. Kind of strange considering lightning is already white.

John: Yo man, Jack ran a 4.4 40 yesterday at practice
Henry: That’s fuckin crazy. Isn’t Jack white tho?
John: Yeah he is, imma start calling him White Lightning now.

by they call me Randy Moss November 21, 2021

lightning jack

A lightning jack is when someone masturbates in record time. Typically used when someone needs to take care of themselves in a pinch knowing they must be quick as they will need to be around others very soon.

Knowing the pool party would start soon, I had to step in the bathroom for a lightning jack.

by Here_to_Help July 5, 2019