When you accidentally almost light your girlfriend's boobs on fire while she badly wants to show them to you. After almost burning her boobs, she doesn't want to show them anymore and you're fucked.
by tehc00kiem0nster July 26, 2011
Get the lighterblocked mug.Lightening is a sarcastic way to refer to a co-worker who is fast to volunteer to help on multiple projects when management is around but never owns or finishes anything.
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1. One who believes they know everything about anything.
2. Cannot spell their name right.
3. Doesn't shut up.
4. Has problems accepting their age.
2. Cannot spell their name right.
3. Doesn't shut up.
4. Has problems accepting their age.
I love to walk everyday. I pretend to know martial arts and often physically fight with my lover, who I met online. Man, I'm such a purrfect lightening.
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Get the high lighter mug.by White Lightening June 9, 2005
Get the White Lightening mug.1.) A simple word to describe the immense attractiveness of a member of the opposite sex.
2.) A continuation from the above definition, used to describe the immense attractiveness of a situation/event.
It is derived from the popular game show hosted by Paddy McGuiness, Take Me Out, in which Paddy had the catchphrase of "no likey, no lightey!"
"No lightey" can also be used to describe the opposite of the above definitions.
All variations must be said in a Lancashire accent, optimally a Bolton accent, as in the style of Paddy himself.
2.) A continuation from the above definition, used to describe the immense attractiveness of a situation/event.
It is derived from the popular game show hosted by Paddy McGuiness, Take Me Out, in which Paddy had the catchphrase of "no likey, no lightey!"
"No lightey" can also be used to describe the opposite of the above definitions.
All variations must be said in a Lancashire accent, optimally a Bolton accent, as in the style of Paddy himself.
Whilst at the beach as a hot girl walks past, just turn to your friend and subtley (or not so subtley, depending on your style), whisper "lightey", while nodding in her direction.
After getting a slap from a girl on the beach for being a perve, just turn to your friend and exclaim "no lightey!"
After getting a slap from a girl on the beach for being a perve, just turn to your friend and exclaim "no lightey!"
by Fred Olsen July 20, 2010
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