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lighterblocked

When you accidentally almost light your girlfriend's boobs on fire while she badly wants to show them to you. After almost burning her boobs, she doesn't want to show them anymore and you're fucked.
This totally happened to a friend of mine who got lighterblocked while chillin' with his woman.
by tehc00kiem0nster July 26, 2011
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Lightening

Lightening is a sarcastic way to refer to a co-worker who is fast to volunteer to help on multiple projects when management is around but never owns or finishes anything.
Did you do those TPS reports?
No I thought Lightening was doing them?
by Sarcasm for survival June 5, 2018
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Purrfect Lightening

1. One who believes they know everything about anything.
2. Cannot spell their name right.
3. Doesn't shut up.
4. Has problems accepting their age.
I love to walk everyday. I pretend to know martial arts and often physically fight with my lover, who I met online. Man, I'm such a purrfect lightening.
by Professional Series August 23, 2004
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high lighter

the lighter that you use when you get high.
hey you got a lighter? no..... oh dont worry we got the high lighter in the bag.
by Matt fluffing Heady April 28, 2007
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White Lightening

The quickest way for an Arkansas boy to get his ass kicked!
ex. Aaron and James kept mouthing off, so they got beat down faster than White Lightening!
by White Lightening June 9, 2005
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Lightey

1.) A simple word to describe the immense attractiveness of a member of the opposite sex.

2.) A continuation from the above definition, used to describe the immense attractiveness of a situation/event.

It is derived from the popular game show hosted by Paddy McGuiness, Take Me Out, in which Paddy had the catchphrase of "no likey, no lightey!"

"No lightey" can also be used to describe the opposite of the above definitions.

All variations must be said in a Lancashire accent, optimally a Bolton accent, as in the style of Paddy himself.
Whilst at the beach as a hot girl walks past, just turn to your friend and subtley (or not so subtley, depending on your style), whisper "lightey", while nodding in her direction.

After getting a slap from a girl on the beach for being a perve, just turn to your friend and exclaim "no lightey!"
by Fred Olsen July 20, 2010
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lighter

A word used to define a man whose dick has gotten smaller because of long term drug use or cigarette smoking.
I wish he would stopping that shit he's getting lighter.
by joe1967 December 31, 2007
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