A martial artist who won a tournament when he was about 7. hes kinda short. Made some great movies in hong kong like once upon a time in china trilogy, tai chi masters(hero is ok but not that great). Made some shity movies in hollywood like The One, the only one thats decent enough to watch is kiss of the dragon.
by uranus November 25, 2003
Get the Jet Limug. 
the act of lying and being dishonest by politicians to his or her membership. This act of deceit is accompanied with lack of intelligence and foresight.
by Joecy August 17, 2007
Get the Wa-liedmug. Marin: "Mathew are you coming to the pub tonight?"
Mathew: "Yes I am, will see you at 8.30"
Martin: "No lies please"
Mathew: "Yes I am, will see you at 8.30"
Martin: "No lies please"
by Mathew Salmon July 30, 2006
Get the no lies pleasemug. Obama not being born in Hawaii, is a zombie lie. Republicans keep telling zombie lies about the democrats.
by Kconnor56 July 10, 2010
Get the Zombie Liesmug. Collective Noun.
A changing tale, a cautionary truth, a volume of bullshit.
The court listened to her heard of lies about her marriage.
A changing tale, a cautionary truth, a volume of bullshit.
The court listened to her heard of lies about her marriage.
The court listened to her heard of lies about her marriage.
There are so many different versions of what happened at this point, I can only speculate that it is nothing but a Heard of Lies.
There are so many different versions of what happened at this point, I can only speculate that it is nothing but a Heard of Lies.
by Megapint May 22, 2022
Get the Heard of Liesmug. John: “Do you have beef hotdogs?”
Mark: “No, they were too expensive”
John: “What the fuck. Don’t be a Luming Li”
Mark: “No, they were too expensive”
John: “What the fuck. Don’t be a Luming Li”
by yanni0161 August 5, 2019
Get the Luming Limug.