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Joel the ledge

Joel the ledge is a breed of men who Lifts 10million tonne trucks don't mess with him he wares proper scary skull mask things
Joel the ledge is a a phrase slang name
by Loldude yourmum October 20, 2018
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two legger

A person who has two legs and is fully ambulatory but needs to be insulted anyway; the term two legger is used as a derogatory term to insult and can be used by the disabled and other two leggers.
Bro 1: "Hey bro what is the square root of seven?"

Bro 2: "Only a two legger would ask that kind of question."
by Not_A_Two_Legger November 25, 2013
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lederhosen

From Germany, they are pants made of leather, hence "leder(leather) hosen(pants)."
I think my lederhosen are one size too small.
by Galloping Ghost June 21, 2005
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ledgertini

A cockatil consiting of mulitple perscriptions drugs used to treat varying symptoms.
"Dude i make the best ledgertinis...1 part xanax, 1 part valium, 2 parts vicodin, 1 part ambien."
by siggy weaves February 14, 2008
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ledge belly

a belly which may or may not be inhabited by small mexicans. usually caused by consumption of large amounts of beer with jeans tied up too tight.
"Perrero, that is a nasty fucking ledge belly."
by Atown_256 March 12, 2008
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Grand Ledge High School

High school in the Lansing suburb of Grand Ledge. Tons of black people, but they're never actually in a class. They just roam the halls.

The other definition is wrong. The school is not "pimping". It sucks. The principals suck, the teachers suck, and the food sucks. The only things that don't suck are the new additions to the school, and they even managed to fuck those up with the wrong color scheme.

In a certain hallway of the school is a place called Little Africa, where all the black people hang. Unless it's last hour, it's almost certain that at least one black person will be standing in the corner.

The varsity football team is very good. Marching band is top in the state and one of the top in the country. Junior varsity teams suck, and anyone on those are full of themselves.

Hicks park in the far parking lot called the "truck lot", and honk when the marching band is practicing in the rear parking lot. Regularly burn tires/be stupid/get visited by the school's rent-a-cop.

There are many hipsters and scene girls. If you tell one off, she will claim you are jealous of her/want her/want to be her regardless of your gender and/or sexual preference, like all scene girls do.

Overall the school sucks except for, well, the band and the football team.

See blackie, wigger, hipster, hick, scene, suckish.
Wigger: Yo bitch, outta the way!

Blackie: Hey man you ain't black.

Idiots in crowd: FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

Such is life in Grand Ledge High School
by Asterisk2 April 22, 2011
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Ledner

A fucking amazing cuntmuffin who likes to use dirty Pokemon moves and turn any innocent conversation into a perverted one for all to share the lulz with. :D

Often a vital part of any right-minded person's life.
"Omfg, so I talked to a Ledner today, and we spend hours giggling over Pokemon moves!"
by A person. :D September 3, 2009
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