School laptop

Most likely a Chromebook. Take 20 minutes to boot up. Your search history is mostly made up of Reddit and youtube videos. It is slower than those old computers

13 year old trying to be cool: hey wanna throw the school laptops on the floor 20 year old: I don't even go to school but sure 2 hours later... mom: I got a call from the school that they lost connection to your Chromebook, did you break it 13 year old: *cries*

by itzwinkeyy March 25, 2021

Laptop dancer

A woman who works her way through business school or college by stripping.

Lucy got a job as a laptop dancer to pay for her school fees.

by Steve Potts June 14, 2007

Laptop Gangster

White suburban male who live with his momma and makes comments online he would never make in person.

Laptop gangster in action (White suburban boy with manicured lawn) Yo biacth... I grew up in da' hood of minneapolis.

by burkons October 14, 2008

laptard

a person that cannot work a laptop

why did we give a laptop to that laptard?

by ladymerlin November 28, 2007

laptopist

"you know like a racist 'cept against laptops" -- @lostboy93 on twitter

Guy 1: Pfft that took me like ten seconds on my desktop
Guy 2: Yeah well shut up laptopist!
See: http://twitter.com/hxcgrunger/status/1551824896

by hxcgrunger April 18, 2009

Latapi

Small rodent, may act like a chinese flea or like a freaking bitch.

The girl next to me looks like a Latapi, she jumps like a chinese flea but still cries like a bitch.

by ricardo mc September 13, 2010

My Laptop

A defiled object, along with the rest of my room.

When I touch my laptop, I have no idea that I'm touching balls.

by Ms. Fabriz May 10, 2005