lazero

A Flaming homosexual with a millimeter sized dick and an asshole as high around as a coffe can. Usually very slow at plumbing or whatever he does.

Damn that guys such a Lazero

by Texasboy1793 November 21, 2017

lazered

Basically meaning EXTREMELY fucked up, from being drunk or high, or in some cases, both. Contrary to popular belief, it is NOT a mixture of hammered and blazed. It's just simply lazered.

Dude, I wanna get lazered tonight!

Jones smoked 10 bowls and drank some 8-LAKs and got so fucking lazered!

by Kabran December 15, 2007

laatedaa

Refers to a high income, posh way of life.

By the year 2010, everyone will live the laatedaa way of life.

by Andrew Ngo July 7, 2008

Laazy

Boring the world two eyes at a time.

I was extremly laazy the other night.

by Kevster September 7, 2005

Lazer

A lazer is a lazy loser.

Christian is such a lazer dude. He wakes up at like 2pm and plays WoW all day.

by Stepchildx September 3, 2019

Lazers

Something that comes out of the back side of someones pants most normally caused by chilles or hot spicy food from taco bell also extreamly dangerous commonly found in modern day mexicans

Mexicans do this all the time with Lazers

by Sfdfd2 May 14, 2011

Laze

Foodstuff filled with only the best of the best of the best of the best. Known Ingrediants: Deathrow, Roadkill, Stardust, Nephandous, Turtle, KungFuTortoise, Robert II, Esjay, Kreig, Erin, and many other spicy things. Goes well with pie.

Pirate: Hey, have you tried that LaZe?
Zombie: No, but have you tried my ass?
Ninja: *kills both*

by Robert II September 6, 2003