Jet Li

A martial artist who won a tournament when he was about 7. hes kinda short. Made some great movies in hong kong like once upon a time in china trilogy, tai chi masters(hero is ok but not that great). Made some shity movies in hollywood like The One, the only one thats decent enough to watch is kiss of the dragon.
So do you like Bruce or Jet Li?
Me: BOTH!!
by uranus November 26, 2003
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John Li

John Li is a legend.
by Jrsyjsy January 30, 2018
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Wa-lied

the act of lying and being dishonest by politicians to his or her membership. This act of deceit is accompanied with lack of intelligence and foresight.
"Hey man, did you read facebook, i heard we are being wa-lied to? Kinda like Bush eh"
by Joecy August 14, 2007
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no lies please

a term that is used towards somebody who says they will do something but then don't
Marin: "Mathew are you coming to the pub tonight?"
Mathew: "Yes I am, will see you at 8.30"
Martin: "No lies please"
by Mathew Salmon July 30, 2006
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Zombie Lies

Lies that just won't die, no matter what the facts are.
Obama not being born in Hawaii, is a zombie lie. Republicans keep telling zombie lies about the democrats.
by Kconnor56 July 08, 2010
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Fat Lies

¹ A lie that is told by a fat person.

² The propensity of fat people to lie, normally for social reasons.
Sally is telling fat lies again, in order to get attention.
by Rear Naked Woke September 28, 2018
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The Edi Li

The Edi Li is when your bird slams a finger in your ass. You then proceed to scream "BING CHILLING" as you cum.
The name comes from a man who enjoys a finger in the ass
Bro 1: Yo bro what did you and ur bird do last night?"

Bro 2: We did the Edi LI!!!!!

Bro 1: we are not friends anymore
by Dan Spice 123 March 08, 2023
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