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keenan cahill

terrifying yet intriguing youtube sensation, possibly a midget of no determinate age. pretends to sing top 40 songs while opening his eyes as wide as possible.
keenan cahill ruined katy perry for everyone.
by evshaft October 24, 2010
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Kweeb

A moderately insulting term to describe a person who is obsessed with South Korean culture; primarily their entertainment industries. Books, movies, shows, music etc.
Derived and insipired from its Japanese equivalent 'weeb' (short for 'weeaboo').
"She has an unhealthy fascination for Korean dramas, leading me to believe she's nothing more than a filthy Kweeb."
by Kazaminator November 2, 2017
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Pink Kleenex

The act of, while in the act of cunnilingus, taking the girl's labia and mimicking the action of blowing your nose.
Man, last night I gave Krystal the Pink Kleenex... she didn't go for it.
by Mr. Bone Daddy November 22, 2004
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kleenex condom

When a guy is about to ejaculate from masturbating, he readies a "kleenex condom" - in other words, wraps tissue paper over the top of his dick, as to catch the semen and prevent making a mess.

It is named "kleenex condom" because it involves the use of facial tissue - Kleenex being a popular brand, and serves a similar function of a condom because it catches ejaculate, however Kleenex tissues could never actually serve the purpose of a real condom, and kleenex condoms SHOULD NOT be used as a prophylactic for sexual intercourse.
Jimmy yanked his Jimmy and then felt like he was about to come, so he quickly grabbed some tissue paper and made a kleenex condom on his ding-a-ling.
by Doo-da June 4, 2007
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Keenan

Keenan is very sexy, has pretty eyes, and knows how to use what he was blessed with
Damn, I want me some of the Keenan
by sexyladie May 27, 2010
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Maynard James Keenan

Pure genius, a rare oddity.It's almost like having an out of body experience when you hear his voice.I have seen him twice, once with Tool, when I was 16, and once this year with A Perfect Circle.It's an audial orgasm every time.
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Keenon

This guy is probably one of the best people you will ever meet. Keenon is a great listener and a perfect friend. Keenon is ambitious, funny, and handsome.

Keenon makes a great boyfriend and an even better best friend. Keenon is very loyal and will always try to be there for you.

Keenon is overall one of the best people in the entire world.
If I had to pick one person to annoy me for the rest of my life, it would be Keenon.
by NameHandler August 18, 2017
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