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kryptonianjizz

Jizz that when placed on a splattered corpse, recompiles it into a person.
Clark: "Don't worry Lois, if I miss you, I'll just kryptonianjizz on your splatter and you'll be good!"
Lois: "Thanks Clark :)"
by lurel January 1, 2012
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Kryptonian

Slang/ - A term used primarily by black men amongst each other to describe black women.

The term derived from the movie Superman in that on earth Superman is seen as something special to be admired and he is loved by people. But back on Krypton he is seen as nothing special and just another Kryptonian.

So, because it is generally felt among many black men that black women see them as nothing special and black women are usually disrespectful to black men, talk down to them or attempt to emasculate them, etc. black men feel like they are regarded as Superman is on Krypton (ie. nothing special)

However, usually when a Black man dates outside his race or leaves the country they are treated like Superman is on earth with much love, respect and admiration.
Person 1 - "Hey, I heard Mark's wife was arguing with im in public again."

Person 2 - "Well, what else do you expect from a Kryptonian bitch?"
by EZRHINO March 24, 2017
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kryptonite

A special formula of various metals used to powder-coat the tungsten filaments of super-bright incandescent bulbs; when the substance gets super-hot, it releases krypton gas inside the bulb, causing the filament to safely burn brighter and last longer.
I love da super-bright "upgrade" bulbs with kryptonite-coated filaments that are offered for some flashlights, but the problem with these "specialty" bulbs is that they both "cost all outdoors" and draw a lot more juice than just regular plain-tungsten bulbs do.
by QuacksO November 18, 2018
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KRYPTONITKAELIN

When someone gains the infinite powers of God, and more.
Did you hear about KRYPTONITKAELIN, he is very powerful.
by Hdhd123hd March 25, 2021
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krypton9

A very nice person who is very much like Technoblade and Callahan. These people are very rare and can be found playing Minecraft, Krypton9 is a very sweaty player but can haunt you with their speed bridging and large amount of mice. Be very careful when playing Minecraft with them as they can haunt you. Otherwise, Krypton9 is a very sweet and kind friend.

Summee_ definitely didn't make this :)
Krypton9 is very poggers
by Summee_ August 17, 2021
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Kryptonite

“Ayo Tyrone just shat in the pool”- “shit man that’s gonna leave a mean kryptonite yuheard”
by Itstommyduh July 24, 2022
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Kryptonite

also slang for a drug, "disco kryptonite". In 90's, if the drug was green crystal clear rock substance "kryptonite" is what is was called if you said it out loud in front of people... know as meth. It is the opposite of what it does to superman. GIVES YOU POWER, ENERGY, THE GO GO , GET UP AND DO SOMETHING....
You got that kryptonite?
by Above Rheads February 19, 2023
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