Occurs when you are trying to pass a person on a crowded sidewalk and are accidentally hit in the junk by their hand on the backswing.
I would have been here sooner but some fat lady gave me a Hong Kong handshake on the corner of 34th St and I had to sit down for a minute.
by Noahtorious August 20, 2008
Get the Hong Kong handshake mug.The Hong Kong Sing Along is when a man is having sex with a woman, and as she is screaming in pleasure he mimics everything that she says(or screams ) in her own voice, thus, in essence, singing along with her.
Woman: Fuck me harder Johnny! Harder!
Guy: (In woman's voice) Fuck me harder Johnny! Harder!
Disinterested Observer: My girlfriend would kill me if I broke out into a Hong Kong Sing Along.
Guy: (In woman's voice) Fuck me harder Johnny! Harder!
Disinterested Observer: My girlfriend would kill me if I broke out into a Hong Kong Sing Along.
by The Cave February 26, 2007
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Korean + English pretty much. It's korean words mixed into english by maybe adding -ed to a korean verb to make it a past tense word, or something like that. Many korean jokes can be made this way. FOBs usually speak like that to banana korean people.
I "bap mugued" (I ate rice)
You're a "babo" (You're an idiot)
Korny Konglish joke: What did the horny mushroom say to his girlfriend? Buhsut (fyi thats mushroom in korean)
You're a "babo" (You're an idiot)
Korny Konglish joke: What did the horny mushroom say to his girlfriend? Buhsut (fyi thats mushroom in korean)
by The Mr Needles Experience September 25, 2006
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The awesome ape companion of Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong, who first made an appearance in Donkey Kong Country for the SNES. Allows the player to play certain minigames to gain extra lives and banana coins.
Funky also appears in Mario Kart Wii as an unlockable character. Considered the fastest overall racer in the game and is used to complete most time trials.
The awesome ape companion of Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong, who first made an appearance in Donkey Kong Country for the SNES. Allows the player to play certain minigames to gain extra lives and banana coins.
Funky also appears in Mario Kart Wii as an unlockable character. Considered the fastest overall racer in the game and is used to complete most time trials.
by DKsDownBInTheAir June 21, 2009
Get the Funky Kong mug.Noun. An asian person of any asian country with an penis longer than what stereotypes make us expect. A long penis belonging to an asian person
by ChineseChecker January 10, 2014
Get the hong kong long dong mug.To do a girl from behind until the point of climax while wearing sunglasses, then promptly smash a surfboard on her head. Then beating your chest while yelling out "Yow, Yow". Afterward pull out a banana so you can really go to town.
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