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snot knocker

In football, when a player hits another player so hard, that the player who was hit has snot literally knocked out of his nose. More common in the winter when people tend to have colds. Sometimes called a "slobber knocker".
Wide recievers fear going over the middle, because they're afraid they'll get a snot knocker.
by Augie September 7, 2003
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Turd knocker

1) A fart that is ushering the way for a solid drop.
2) A term of endearment used by the elderly generation.
You little turd knockers behave while I'm gone, and I'll bring you some ice cream.
by Æl November 5, 2014
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hob-knocker

when a guy takes his penis and harshly slaps a sexual partner across the face.
a guy slapped his pee pee on my face and then called me a hob-knocker!
by richardtyronewilson February 15, 2009
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rock out with your knockers out

When a woman with big knockers is at a concert and pulls out her tits. May also describe a woman rocking out with her tits out while listening to a song. Similar to rock out with your cock out.
This babe with huge knockers rocked out with her knockers out at the Slayer show!

I want to see all you girls rock out with your knockers out!
by revan86 November 27, 2010
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hob knocker

One who masturbates in public.

hob - usually a penis, but genitals in general.

knocker - to "knock" or fondle said genetailia(to masturbate).

Derived most-likely from someone with a fancy dialect.
Example 1:"Dude! I was in the theater and I happened to look over my shoulder and I saw that guy from Pee Wee's playhouse(Pee-Wee Herman.) knocking his hob!"

Example 2:"Okay, so I was walking down the street the other day, and I peered down this alley, right? And before my eyes was a homeless man beating off!"

"Ew! Dude! What a nasty hob knocker!"

Example 3:"I like to be a hob knocker, I think people's reactions to me knocking my hob before their very eyes is...well hilarious!"

Example 4:"So, I was off behind Quiznoes being a hob knocker, and I accidentally jizzed on a stray cat!"
by Saverinator October 15, 2010
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Knocker

by no body's body November 24, 2003
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hot knocker hanson

a phrase describing a girl with enormous breasts. It is customary to then lightly slap one or both of her hot knockers while exclaiming "I want me some hot knocker hanson"
*Please note that you should only practice this with someone who is comfortable with you grabbing their red light area.
Damn, she's a hot knocker hanson
by miss colleen August 8, 2008
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