Normal Kingston G

Small Caulk and small earlobes

Normal Kingston G: Wow my caulk is really small

by GigaMan77 August 13, 2024

The Kingston Academy

Colloquially known as tka. A leng school in Kingston upon Thames where kids get lessons on rizz.

Daym dem tka kids are growing gyatts now.

You got that tka sigmatic rizz

The Kingston Academy kicked Craig Cummings out

by Little Nigel May 28, 2024

Ali Kingston University

Unemployed bald security guard who jeets every viva street bird there is. Failure due to studying English Literature at Kingston University.

yo did you hear Ali Kingston University jeeted Bonnie Blue and some viva street tings?

by MarvelPugs February 8, 2025

Going back to Kingston

Refers to encouraging a woman to smoke marijuana while performing oral sex. Usually taking a toke after each sucking motion until the moment of ejaculation

Guy (talking to friends): Yeah, bro, last night with Justine was unreal. I took her back to Kingston.
Girl (talking to friends): It was pretty fun. Craig took me back to Kingston with him.

Girl: I'm going back to Kingston with him, tomorrow.
(Friend): You're going all the way to Jamaica?
Girl: No, silly! I'm gonna smoke dat kush while suckin' his cock.

by Rugby_fan88 March 15, 2016

Mayor of Kingston

The act of wearing a necktie while wearing short pants.

Tuesdays we go Mayor of Kingston.

by Ian Crampton January 24, 2017

Reverse Kofi Kingston

when your gimmick changes from a normal american to that of a nigerian so you gotta put on a nigerian accent cuz vince mcmahon is dumb. essentially the opposite of kofi kingston who went from playing a jamaican with an accent back to his normal self with his normal american accent.

guy 1: hey man have you seen Apollo Crews' new gimmick?
guy 2: dude just pulled a reverse Kofi Kingston.

by PythonP March 10, 2021

Lame Ass Kingston

When your long term partner breaks up with you and wants the clothes iron

My ex pulled a Lame Ass Kingston when we broke up

by The iron lady September 6, 2021