Mr.Kellner

A being sent from the heavens to teach Acton kids civics. Some say he is the very same teacher that taught the likes of Albert Einstein, Tesla, Mark Zuckerberg, and many more.

Guy 1: ¨Oh my god! Is that really attractive guy a body-builder?!?!¨

Guy 2: "Nah it's actually Mr.Kellner"

by FurryMan6969 April 2, 2019

mrs.kelly

she is a thot who pull kids out of class and tries to lecture them because they did absolutely fucking nothing . Her hair line can make a blind man blind again, she looks like samuel de champlain and snape from harry potter. mrs.kelly has shit for a brain and because all she can afford to eat is shit from the boys bathroom. while she teaching she goes and shoves her ass in your face

"was that kind, was that necessary, was that honest"

being defined mrs.kelly

by stinky poopy October 11, 2019

Olivia kelly

Means smart funny and FUCKING FIT
LIKE MEGA FIT LIKE THROW AGAINST A TABLE AND FUCK HER UNTIL SHE SCREAMS

Look its Olivia kelly

by Fuckaroonski October 8, 2020

Jack Kelly

Played by the amazing Jeremy Jordan. Not the 80's pop singer/model. Also not the gay porn star. The other one.

Jack Kelly is extremely loyal to his boys and would do anything to keep them safe. He is the leader of the Manhattan Newsies and is low-key scared of Spot Conlon, but doesn't show it because he needs to be the protective dad once Spot finally gets the balls to ask Race out.

Jack Kelly is also a total flirt, but once he meets Katherine Pul-- I mean Plumber-- he's totally whipped. Just listen to I Never Planned On You/Don't Come A-knockin'. They met only once before that song and Katherine already had him tied around her finger.

His most popular line is probably "Dszahdh-". He's also 17, but he's the father of like 100 kids and Davey's the mom.

Person A: "I never planned on someone like you."

Person B: "Okay, Jack Kelly."

by JackCowboyKelly November 27, 2021

Wet Keller

While recieving oral sex the man licks both index fingers and inserts them into the ears of the individual giving the oral sex and pulls the cranium toward their pelvis restricting their vision from their face being into their stomach and making them unable to speak from the penis being deep throated. Hence resulting in them being blind, deaf, and dumb. The Wet Keller.

Sex was wild, I gave that bitch the Wet Keller.

by Nicktastic177 July 2, 2023

Pull a Kelly

To suddenly, and with seemingly no cause, spill one's shit all over the place. Those who "Pull Kelly's" are often repeat offenders, and cannot be trusted to carry or otherwise posses plates of food, bowls of soup, glasses, mugs, any other similar containers, or basically anything that would be really inconvenient to clean.

WOW! Way to Pull a Kelly and spill pasta and kool aid all over the nice white carpet!

by pcm28 July 4, 2012

The Hellen Keller Wakeup Call

Verb; when you wake up but you do
not open your eyes and you have an
erection so you start masturbating
and right when you ejaculate you open
your eyes and all you see is
magic,sparkledust, and semen so in
one precise there is an action of
cumming,flipping your sheets, and
what is equivalent to a young baby
sheep opening its eyes into a beautiful
world for the first time.

Christian woke up to The Hellen Keller Wakeup call and all he saw was magic and a sense of freedom.

by PussySlayer69420 September 28, 2014