to confess one's undying love for a girl to win her over, even though there truly is no undying love, just a general drunken attraction to the female.
At first I didn't think she'd come home with me, but then I gave her the keeler special, and she fell for it!
by mrdobalinamrbobdobalina November 15, 2010
Get the keeler special mug.A guy who enjoys anal sex. It refers to the guy on the giving end, not the man or woman on the recieving end. This term is used to discribe gay and straight men. A well known synonym is "fudge-packer".
Guy 1: "Dude, i was with this chick the other night. Long story short, I licked her asshole to get her excited and then I stuck it in her ass to finish her off."
Guy 2: "Wow, I had no idea you were a Keebler Elf."
Guy 2: "Wow, I had no idea you were a Keebler Elf."
by Rawkfan April 6, 2009
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Slang I coined. Refers to that wanna be white guys who hangs out at Inner City (All Black) night clubs.
A Club Cracker
A Club Cracker
by Mark Smith December 3, 2004
Get the Keebler mug.\Keel"er\, n. See 3d Keel. 1. One employed in managing a Newcastle keel;
2. A small or shallow tub; esp., one used for holding materials for calking ships, or one used for washing dishes, etc.
3. An individual of unsavory character; usually includes the following: pathological dishonesty, malice, disregard for the welfare of others, inability to maintain long-term relationships, psychological dysfunction in relation to environment and self (i.e. poor hygine).
2. A small or shallow tub; esp., one used for holding materials for calking ships, or one used for washing dishes, etc.
3. An individual of unsavory character; usually includes the following: pathological dishonesty, malice, disregard for the welfare of others, inability to maintain long-term relationships, psychological dysfunction in relation to environment and self (i.e. poor hygine).
by Jim Fenher April 30, 2007
Get the Keeler mug.keeley: a cute eight year old child who instead of being a dumpster wehn he grows up or footballer,he wants to inject aids into his arm..
by iwannaburstddddddddddddddddddd October 21, 2010
Get the keeley mug.A girl who no one should date. Who is very crazy, obsessive, highly emotional over the simplest issues, cant settle anything like a civilised person and a whore.
by TMKdude August 25, 2010
Get the Keeley mug.Cum on toast, arising out of the combined brain power of Welsh & Texan perversion. Bread sales went up 20% after the idea spread around.
by T3XASTOAST November 7, 2007
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