Karen

The best computer wife to ever exist. A caring and supportive woman, who is always there for you can also handle you perfectly, even if you are a sociopath. She will never hurt, leave or cheat on you. Great at comebacks.
Karen is the perfect woman.

"Karen's the perfect woman! So smart, so conniving. She'll never take me back!"
- Sheldon Plankton

by CristiGorillaz February 21, 2022

Karen

Karens
Are
Racist
Entitled
Nutjobs

Have you seen a Karen? You mean a Karen's are racist entitled nutjobs

by KassWritesDefinitions July 14, 2021

Karen

A middle aged woman who always wants to speak to the manager

karen: 5g towers gives you coronavirus

by Definer1277 May 21, 2020

Karen

white lady in her 30~50s that makes no contribution to society whatsoever but always demands her rights and privileges, claiming she is entitled to the service or etc.

God damn it here comes that Karen

by Non-citizen May 24, 2020

karen

a white, middle-aged, suburban, egotistical, usually racist lady who has a low tolerance for other people and has a thing for managers

starbucks employee: "ma'am please have your dog wait outside while you order"

karen: "eXcuSe mE, this is my emotionaL suppOrT aNiMaL"

starbucks employee: "ma'am i'm really sorry, it's store policy"

karen: "that's very diSresPecTfuL of you to say YOUNG MAN! CAN I SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER??"

by TheRealSlamB36 February 02, 2021

Karen

Karen is the sweetest,funniest,cutest,smartest girl you could ever find.

"She's so funny,she must be a Karen"

by Teddybear1156 December 01, 2016

Karen

The upper-middle class soccer/gymnastics/PTA/church mom who gives out raisins/fruit snacks/dental floss on Halloween, is constantly asking to speak to the manager, makes her kids wear a purity ring/wait until marriage, posts bad inspirational quotes and Bible quotes on Facebook, and drives a Dodge Caravan, all the while rocking a blonde side-bob. She can be seen wearing New Balance sneakers, cargo pants/joggers, and some sort of patterned v-neck t-shirt. AVOID HER AT ALL COSTS, but if you do happen to run into her, tread VERY LIGHTLY, and don't say anything remotely liberal, because she will go off on you about how abortion is murder, vaccination is bad, etc, etc.

Respect the drip, Karen!

I told Karen we were all out of size 7 shoes and she snapped and asked to speak to the manager.

A typical Karen's Instagram bio:
Proud mother of 4 ❤️
Proverbs 3:5 ✝️
Pro-life 🌱
Mom hair don't care 💁 ♀️

by kepicket April 28, 2020