JUKED

When a man ejaculates while having great sex with a pleasing woman. He has an orgasm before he wants to because he is too excited to hold back from excitement.

Man, she was so fine and she was so good in bed that she juked me before I knew it.

by ClassySassy July 7, 2005

holy h. jumped up

Expression of surprise that my dad uses. I may have heard someone else use it.

Me: Dad, the Chinese just sent a man into space!
Dad: Holy H. jumped up!

by buggum September 18, 2005

Jumped in

a movie with corbin bleu in it

dis movie jumped in was stupid

by myca September 23, 2007

go get jumped on

The softer way to say "Go Fuck yourself!"
way softer.

A: Hey, dude, you such a cry baby! wouldn't you mind if i give you some milk?
B: Shut up, Go get jumped on!

by freakyholic July 23, 2014

Jumsed

A man with incredibly large biceps, but terrible taste in women/tattoos/clothes/cars/rented accommodation(free)/facial hair/wives/husbands/aardvarks/greengrocers/hairdressers/mathematicians/religion/Spaniards/food/Spaniels/Capital Gains Tax

That twat is a right Jumsed

by Rebecca Grayson June 25, 2003

Jumped Ship

Jumping ship is when your team, ie the posh, are up to sh*t you wog eyed spastic that's why people jumped ship back in the day, not so they could be all like, 'Hey we're on the titanic, lets jump off and drown ourslves before we lose the chance' ffs

"Oh, so rafa got the boot?"
"Uh, no, he jumped ship before he had another beachball moment"

by Piel Ling October 27, 2009

Jumeaux

French for transparent. Back in the 12th Century, French Villagers used Jumeaux skins to seal their windows, protecting their cheese and baguettes from the harsh alp winds.

"Jacques, close the Jumeaux, your letting the Alp winds in"

by parmelia February 4, 2010