dude 1: man all my paycheck's gone for bills!
dude 2: oh btw you owe me 500 bucks...
dude 1: shut it, come on, don't zip a jpeg.
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kid: dear santa, i need a new stereo, cause my sister's is louder than mine.
santa: peace, kid. don't you zip the jpg.
kid: but my dady's got one.
santa: uuhh boy...
dude 2: oh btw you owe me 500 bucks...
dude 1: shut it, come on, don't zip a jpeg.
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kid: dear santa, i need a new stereo, cause my sister's is louder than mine.
santa: peace, kid. don't you zip the jpg.
kid: but my dady's got one.
santa: uuhh boy...
by don camillo July 26, 2010
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another name for a girl's monthly time.
because using a tampon is like playing jenga, with your vajenga.
because using a tampon is like playing jenga, with your vajenga.
girl 1: ughh, i just started jenga week.
girl 2: dang, that sucks, i just finished.
girl 1: lucky! god, first it was an awful game, now it's an awful week too!
girl 2: dang, that sucks, i just finished.
girl 1: lucky! god, first it was an awful game, now it's an awful week too!
by .Mav. April 16, 2009
Get the Jenga Week mug.when you are at a party and some dusty broad is passed out on the ground and you have 3-4 friends you kneel over her face and put your weiners on her face from all different angles and stack them up like jenga blocks the person on the bottom then procedes to pull out his dick if none of the top dicks are moved drastically it is a succesfull weiner jenga and then you proceed to cheers and hand out high fives like you are the fucken man
Man #1 "man did you see that saucey, dusty, broad passed out on the floor over their"
Man #2 "lets go put our weiners on her face and pull the bottom one out!"
Man #1 "whats that called?"
Man #2 "weiner jenga"
Man #2 "lets go put our weiners on her face and pull the bottom one out!"
Man #1 "whats that called?"
Man #2 "weiner jenga"
by trench coat the super dick March 1, 2011
Get the weiner jenga mug.A game usually played my roommates, or lazy ass parents where players pile trash on top of an already full trashcan until trash topples over the top. The person that does so takes out the trash.
A.
Mom: Joe, take out the trash!
Joe: You havent taken it out yet... I thought we were playing trash jenga.
B.
Joe: Dude im not taking the trash out.
Eric: Me either... lets play trash jenga. Hopefully Chris has to take it out!
Mom: Joe, take out the trash!
Joe: You havent taken it out yet... I thought we were playing trash jenga.
B.
Joe: Dude im not taking the trash out.
Eric: Me either... lets play trash jenga. Hopefully Chris has to take it out!
by Dubbaya July 21, 2010
Get the Trash Jenga mug.1) When someone fails completely in any activity. Usually involving an event that takes time to build up. i.e., a project at work, school, or social life.
2) When someone passes out violently due to being highly intoxicated.
Note: This term is usually used in its past tense form, "jenga'd," except for the exact moment when the failure occurs at which point anyone witness to the event may say, "jenga."
Used in place of a sarcastic slow clap.
2) When someone passes out violently due to being highly intoxicated.
Note: This term is usually used in its past tense form, "jenga'd," except for the exact moment when the failure occurs at which point anyone witness to the event may say, "jenga."
Used in place of a sarcastic slow clap.
1) He tried to score with this chick, but he fucking jenga'd that shit.
2) He was so fucking trashed, he jenga'd on the dance floor.
2) He was so fucking trashed, he jenga'd on the dance floor.
by peteverona November 14, 2009
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