A Joy-Beth is love, kindness, patience and personality. Everyone loves to hang out with a Joy-Beth because she makes them laugh and is so much fun. Joy-Beths are witty, smart and quick to tell a joke. They love to be left alone while shopping. They hate stupidity and laziness and prefer to do the job themselves rather than sacrifice quality. Joy-Beth's are very rare and when one is spotted a quick conversation should be started or the discovery will be at the loss of the non-Joy-Beth. A Joy-Beth is a good friend and although she may only have a select few, those people know that they are the luckiest to have befriended a Joy-Beth. She is loyal, trustworthy and honest. Joy-Beth's are always considered aswesome, although non-Joy-Beth's may feel the need to exert themselves most haneously in the presence of a Joy-Beth because of their subpar awesomeness. Joy-Beth, a rare and precious find of the highest quality...may often be taken for granted until the non-Joy-Beth realizes their awful mistake and discovers what a boob they are.
I found this diamond encrusted watch today, but it still doesn't compare to a Joy-Beth!
I went to my job interview today and realized afterwards that I should've tried harder to get the position. It was a Joy-Beth opportunity!
A great day consists of good coffee, blue skies and a whole bunch of Joy-Beths!
I went to my job interview today and realized afterwards that I should've tried harder to get the position. It was a Joy-Beth opportunity!
A great day consists of good coffee, blue skies and a whole bunch of Joy-Beths!
by JBeeindahouse February 5, 2010
Get the Joy-Bethmug. by dryocean June 8, 2020
Get the joy despretmug. The feelings you have when you first fall in love. When you are just overwhelmed with joy each time you see your lover. Can be present tense or past.
Amy Winehouse used the term in her song "stronger then you" As in "I am not feeling any of your love joy anymore" when singing to her drunken boyfriend.
by timothypaulperry July 29, 2011
Get the Love Joymug. by Jay E. May 25, 2003
Get the Joy juicemug. When you are expecting a big (and totally undeserved) payday (financial or otherwise) and you end up (quite rightly from a karmic perspective) getting fuck all!
A: You heard about Malio??
B: No? What happened?
A: His girlfriend's great aunt promised him the 73 Dodge Challenger and the villa in Maui, or so he said. Hot diggity that boy was like a cat on a hot tin roof wit excitement!
B: And?
A: Well the sly old hoe snuffed it last week and left him fuck all!
B: Lol!
A: Lol!
B: Jehosaphat's purple bearded goat! She Aunt Joyed his deluded ass!
A: Yesiree! Aunt Joyed his ass to the mf max! Daft greedy f*ck! Lol
A and B: his ass got Aunt F*ckin' Joyed!!!!!!
B: No? What happened?
A: His girlfriend's great aunt promised him the 73 Dodge Challenger and the villa in Maui, or so he said. Hot diggity that boy was like a cat on a hot tin roof wit excitement!
B: And?
A: Well the sly old hoe snuffed it last week and left him fuck all!
B: Lol!
A: Lol!
B: Jehosaphat's purple bearded goat! She Aunt Joyed his deluded ass!
A: Yesiree! Aunt Joyed his ass to the mf max! Daft greedy f*ck! Lol
A and B: his ass got Aunt F*ckin' Joyed!!!!!!
by Seymour B. Oundas August 12, 2023
Get the Aunt Joyedmug. 
