jose

horny

jose is horny

by bruhbruh546 November 22, 2021

jose

He has angry issues and can’t handle getting rejected you will love and hate him at the same time

Girl: Omg I love him but I hate him to
Girl:Is his name Jose
Girl: yes

by anonymous September 14, 2020

Jose

A very confused child that for protection follows the crowd. But deeply in it's heart he knows his futbol team is America. Being scared of rejection cheers for the teams he thinks the crowd consider cool. With low self steem looks for an alpha female that's cheers for America that will help for his transition from closet fan to full proud representative for the futbol team America

Hi my name is Jose, Jose Yoyo and I cheer for America futbol team

by AtomTheGiant April 10, 2019

Jose

Jose is a guy who has a really short temper and gets mad at any little thing. He only cares for those who he’s close to and barely gives a fuck about anyone he’s not. He’s shy at first but once he gets comfortable talking to you he is the funniest and craziest person you’ll meet.

Jose is really funny

by Weednblunts July 18, 2018

Jose

the act of hitting on or trying to get some. n. One being hit on.

josing

1. Are they josing?
2. She's his jose.

by wilfred7493 October 8, 2008

jose

(verb) to relinquish a vehicle to an illegal immigrant operated car wash

"I gotta go jose that customer's car."
"I josed that shit."

by vandalwithoutacause March 10, 2008

Jose

When you have a small dick

That dude i used to date was definitely a Jose, he had a pencil dick

by Exposersince1902 September 2, 2019