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Joey

The human equivalent of a kangaroo. Got some brawn but no brain.
Person 1: ugh he's such a Joey
Person 2: I know right? look at those arms... but where's his brain?

Person 1: definitely between his legs. In the wrong head.
by The only guy thats sane-ish September 27, 2018
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Joey

A fucking Cunt that thinks his all that, always in other people peoples girlfriends dm’s always lying to females.
“ yo dude that you heard that kid Joey got bat from my ex?” Yo that kid is wack as fuck
by Riccdic June 18, 2020
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Joey

Joey is your pal.
Joey is your buddy
You: Where is everybody?
Me: Well, they're hanging out with Joey.
by pee and poop kink August 7, 2019
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JOEY

A "Joey" is a mentally ill teen (non- binary or sum shit like that) who has a couple of friends,like 2/4 ppl max who dyes their hair like nothing and who have serious problems w attachment/mommy/daddy issues
Mostly introverted I think
Joey don't tell me that ur searching urself bb
Do something better in ur life hun
by Swiffer<3 November 21, 2021
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Joey

A Joey is a hardcore Asian weeb that's hardcore enough to name himself after Joseph Joestar from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure but dumb enough to not realize that his auto-correct was on.
Human one:"Who the fuck is Joey?"
Human two:"The one that's playing his weeb anime music over there."
by NucleaRColaX May 20, 2020
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Joey

A girl who never gets embarrassed, loyal, reliable.And doesn’t care about others,says she hates everyone but you know she doesn’t. Smart yet never studies. And always honest, she says she is uglie but she is adorable.
Yesterday Joey said “ if you don’t stop I will fart,”
“Yeah, sounds like something she’d say.”
by DorkieDoodle January 14, 2018
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Joey

Joey:
An awesome -sister in law- who manages to pretend to like me EVERYDAY. That's a whole superpower on its own because I’m a handful x 2. ALWAYS extremely polite and smiley, A STRONG AND INDEPENDENT WOMAN who along with her sister, *SIDE NOTE* (you share clothes but have different styles, that's pretty impressive in my book, which means absolutely nothing and shouldn’t be used as a means of measurements but still) HAS 🔥 OUTFITS. A really cool human being, JOEY.
-Yasmeen, the yeetest sister in law of them all
-"She your sister-in-law?"
-"Not just my sister-in-law, that's my Joey right there, the best."
by Makan31114 November 9, 2018
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