Jill Drake

The woman with the worlds largest scream at 129 dB, measured when her husband inserted his meat rod in the wrong hole.

Me and my cousin tried anal last night, she was screaming like Jill Drake

by Piglets_Crusty_Pisser March 1, 2017

Spill the Jills

To fart out a bunch of soupy turds.

"Someone spilled the jills all over this urinal at Chipotle."

"Stop at a gas station. I'm gonna spill the jills!"

by Bdwg December 25, 2007

Jill Dando's

Nando's (Portuguese Piri Piri Chicken Franchise)

Are you hungry. I could murder a Jill Dando's

by Pugwash2080 April 11, 2009

Jack and Jill

A type of partnered dance competition popular in swing dance where the leaders and followers are matched randomly.

"You were awesome in that Jack and Jill."
"Thanks. I've never danced with that follow before, so I was a little worried at first, but our styles actually synced up pretty well."

by Lamdba November 2, 2011

jack and jill

Two bedrooms connected by a bathroom.

Each room has a door to the bathroom....Unless you want company, don't forget to lock your neighbor's door. If you dont want to cause trouble, don't forget to unlock the door, before you leave!

by Terry January 28, 2004

Jill Yourself

Verb: the act of doing something, most likely referring to female masturbation

Helen: Are you going to jill yourself?
Jill: All night I love to jill myself

by pussyxxxmonkeydick April 28, 2016

jill story

a story thats either too short or too long that ultimately ends up going nowhere. It has no real point and usually justs ends in everyone laughing AT the person who told the story.

Vick: wow
Vick: ok i just played a game of team slayer
Vick: i start off and all my other 3 teamates r just killing themselves
Vick: and im killing the other team
Vick: so finally once my whole team quits i have 8 kills and they had -4
Vick: and we have 4 total kills against the other teams 3
Vick: so its 4-3 and 4 v 1
Vick: im playing the other team 1 v 4
Vick: and the final score was me 30, other team 6
roofpong: that was such a jill story

by leg April 12, 2006