Jewish weekend 

Taking a Friday and Saturday off from work/social organizations instead of having a Saturday and Sunday off (or any one, or combination of day(s) off excluding Friday and Saturday). Refers to the Jewish schools, or "Yeshiva", where the Jewish people take Friday and Saturday from school to attend temple.

Guy: Hey, boss. May I have take a Jewish weekend? May I take off on Friday and come in to work on Sunday? I have to attend a wedding.

Boss: Sure.

Guy: Thanks!

Jewish weekend by TheGamingGamer1 June 22, 2014

Jewish Charity 

When you find a lot of coins on a table or on the ground.

"Look John, I got 64 cents from Jewish Charity"

Jewish Charity by Russian Surprise March 3, 2015

Jewish Crack 

Allergy medicine in pill or tablet form.

I took my Jewish crack, so we won't have any trouble at the dog show.

Jewish Crack by Commander Kafka November 18, 2016

jewish ankle 

When you receive a direct blow to the Medial or Lateral Malleolus of the ankle and its hurts for a long ass time.

Last night at the club at Tom pushed me into the stage , I had a wicked Jewish ankle for the rest of the night .

jewish ankle by Twansolo96 January 1, 2017

Jewish Yamacum 

Adverb. The act of cumming on a females crown and then putting a piece of fabric or paper on top of it to resemble a yamaka.

She didn't wanna swallow so I gave her a Jewish yamacum instead .

Jewish Yamacum by Mike Hunt 420 June 2, 2017

Jewish heaven 

When you're so high that you start thinking you're a Jew.

Dude, I was in fucking Jewish heaven last night.

Jewish heaven by Theblondejew June 5, 2018

Jewish Snowball 

When two people blow a mouth full of pennies back and forth into each others mouths. Add some semen to spice things up.

Jake and Alex Enjoyed a nice Jewish Snowball.

Jewish Snowball by xxclandestinexx July 19, 2019