Jeek

A jock who is also very geeky.

"OMG! He is so jeeky! He's the captain of the football team yet he plays yugioh."

by FrOgGeR February 27, 2014

JERKSTORE

a jerk, a bum, a dick, an unpleasant person

Quit being a jerkstore, you jerkstore

by Andrew September 26, 2003

jeevs

-ed,-ing, (verb) to verbally torque another person's logic into a loop based on believing that the commentator is mentally challenged in the use of technicalities to such a degree that a feeling of mental stagnation develops leaving you speechless except for cussing. However the 'jeevser' is almost always correct in what they say.

can also be used as "out-jeevsed", as in "out-smarted" or "out-gunned"

1: "Where is the salad?"
2: "It is under your nose"
2: (looks down)
2: "no it's not"
1: "well, if you imagine a plane that starts at the level of your nose, then the salad is technically 'under' your nose"
2: "WTF is wrong with you?"
1: "You just got JEEVSED!"

by kedari December 3, 2011

Jelks

If you can’t cuss jelks makes up for sh*t and f*ck. or just something to say when you mess up.

Vashawn spilled coffee on his phone, jelks.

by Supergalacticpee May 13, 2021

jerks

percocets, percs, slang for percocets because perc rhyms with jerk

you got those jerks?
yeah.
crush em up then.

by matt buxx February 9, 2010

bikes are for jerks

Term used by cyclists as a greeting.

As my friend, whom I had not seen in a couple weeks, passed me in the opposite direction, he shouted "Bikes are for jerks."

by PedalPusher July 2, 2006

jekschmear

pronounced yek-smeer. The particles of human feces that cling to the back of the toilet after a lack of cleaning. Also a term for a person that is especially unpleasant or remind you of a piece of shit.

1)There is a bit of jekschmear in the toilet.
2)President Nixon was a lying jekschmear when he said he "wasn't a crook"

by Dr. Michael I. O'Connor; PhD October 18, 2008