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Jason

Jason is a very kind hearted person. He can be shy at many times and you think he's a total creep until you really get to know him. He is crushing on this one girl that he can't possibly get over. He is very loyal and would sacrifice everything for his friends and family. His thoughts in his head keep killing him and killing him. He also sometimes overthinks things. He jokes around a lot but can be very serious when needed. You might not tell from his outside but he is a very smart person. He doesn't like crowds and lots of people. He is more of a simple yet hard to understand person. No one in the world would ever begin to figure out what is in his thoughts. Jason is a wonderful man.
There's Jason! *sigh*, what an admirable person.
by 3.6Roentgen April 22, 2022
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Jason

Jason is your typical weirdo.
Abigail- “Jason always picks his nose in english class... and he’s in 12th grade!!“
Maria- “omggg let’s get this on snapchat
by BoomerKingdom December 12, 2019
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Jason

jason is the funniest person you will ever meet. He will be your bestie forever and ever. And he is a GOD at basketball. He is a walking meme and everyone loves him for it. BUTTTTTTT if you make him mad, ALL HELL WILL BREAK LOOSE!!
WOAH THERE JASON!!!!
by crazyspazattack April 1, 2020
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Jason

The best son a father could have.
A gentleman that rarely uses foul language and never insults others.
A bit of a rebel, however he does what needs to be done.
Jason always helps with chores around the house.
Jason is an exceptional builder and very funny with puns.

I basically spit Jason out.
by I love you son May 10, 2018
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Jason

a dirty minded individual who isn't scared to go all out in the bedroom. When horny they tend to snap and become violent. Tend to like golden showers.
That guy she had last night was a right Jason. When she met me today she was practically black and blue!
by Daniel Hendersson June 29, 2011
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Jason

Jason is a very handsome person someone with a large penis has great personality and would do anything for his love and would do anything to get them and hes fantastic in bed he jokes a lot but can hide his feelings from anyone loves rock or old music and is a amazing friend and has amazing friends and can seduce any woman. Women love him men want to be him. If you have a Jason treasure him.
"Look at Jason hes so god damn hot i'm gonna ask him out!"
by Nylon101 January 24, 2020
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Jason

When a person is either dense, forgetful, confused or just dumb.

That means you my friend just pulled a Jason.
Guy 1: man, I just came back from work and you won't believe what happened..

Guy 2: Ah dude, did you pull a Jason in front of Rebecca again?

that chick with the massive bonkers?

Guy 1: Yeah, I was stuttering and spilled my drink all over her white tee.
by Bukko July 9, 2021
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