Jangler

One who delays; A person who takes forever to do a certain task; That asshole that takes a lifetime to do something completely ridiculouly simple

"Come on! We've been waiting for hours! You're such a jangler!"

by omgitsnikkix93 March 25, 2009

jangbang

a special that usually happens on tuesday for free. Involves an orgy that involves someone named jang, who will bang you like there's no tomorrow.

nick: what day is it?
john: it's tuesday, why?
nick: really? that means that i can get my jangbang today!

by Bob McCutchen April 15, 2008

jagshemash

Greeting, made famous by Sacha Baron Cohen, aka Ali G, in character as Borat. Closest interpration is "hello."

Jagshemash! Today we will visiting the hood with our gangstas.

by ben December 21, 2004

hi janes

Flabby under-arm flaps mature women have. See "Bingo Flaps". They continue to flap after she's waved her arm and called out "Hi Jane!"

by Hungry Hippo August 22, 2003

Jimmy Jangled

a state of high intoxication from the consumption of large amounts of alcohol

"dude I got so jimmy jangled this weekend in vegas that I had anal sex and didn't even know it!"

by Marty the Party August 19, 2008

wang jangler

the product of adorning ones wang with festive seasonal accouterments (bells, holly, garland etc.)

Dennis: I can't wait for the office holiday party this evening

Petra: Me neither

Dennis: I have been selecting multiple items from the Hobby Lobby so that I can show off me wang jangler

Petra: Neat, I am down with your wang jangler....

by cornfritter December 23, 2010

jags

someone that's extremely horny. Afrikaans word.

"ek's kak jags!"
i'm fucking horny

"daai kar is jags"
that car is awesome

by ronanthie-in November 2, 2006