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issue-ritus

(according to a certain Hispanic male), a chronic condition of prevailing issues that plague a crazy moth*f*cka until he/she has extensive mental problems.
guy 1: damn that b*tch is crazy! she wants to be thrown out the window?

guy 2: yea it's her issue-ritus taking over
by anabella zitroza March 6, 2008
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Reindeer Issues

it's another term for having a sharp stick in your rear.
The Angry Busdriver Had some serious Reindeer Issues.
The Teacher had Reindeer Issues when she shouted at the class.
She is having some serious reindeer issues today
by Miss_Gallifrey February 24, 2015
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Steppin' on an issue

When a person should just close their mouth or stop what they're doing right away because they are dangerously close to getting their ass beat.
"Ooh girl when she said my weave look fake she knew she was steppin' on an issue.."

"I know that car did not just cut me off. Imma get right up next to Speedy Gonzalez here and let him know he steppin' on some issues.."

"If my boss says one more thing to me today she goin' push me over the edge, she don't even know she steppin' on an issue.."
by AllieVerlaine March 2, 2009
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dish issues

having to rewash by hand the dishes that just came out of the dishwasher simply because you have the wrong type of dishwashing liquid
if you hate having dish issues, do your dishes comme du monde the first time, making sure you do indeed have the right type of dishwashing liquid
by Sexydimma January 10, 2018
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Daddy Issues

A condition in which a girl has unprocessed

trauma from having an unhealthy relationship

with her father she may become placating
and deferential if she grew up around a wolf.
I’ve got insecure attachment probably from unresolved Daddy issues.”,

“Could it be that I keep dating assholes because of my Daddy issues?”
by poetB March 14, 2022
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Config Issue

Config Issue: Adjetive

(/kON-fig ishhu/)

A term used to describe a configuration in a client that has some messed up module settings and can't bypass.
Guy 1: "I lasted 4 minutes"
Guy 2: "config issue"
by calculatorlol July 12, 2021
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Daddy Issues

When a woman usually of the emo variety has an abusive / absent father in their life. The result of this usually makes the woman tend to go for an older man or an abusive one depending on the type of father they had.
“That white bitch Paulina so fucked up bro her daddy issues makin’ her go for some frat house abusive prick!”
by momfindpoopsock October 18, 2023
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