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Introvert

Though it seems counter-intuitive, most introverts tend to go to many parties and social gatherings, more than most people even. The mental image some people have of introverts being alone most of the time comes from misinformation about personality that comes from introverts.
An introvert is not somebody by themself, since at times anybody and everybody spends at least some of their time by themself. An introvert is usually the one people think is fun to take to parties, and is often thought to be an extrovert by people who know them, which is usually the way an introvert wants the world to think of them, it's a defense that the introvert thinks will always work on other people.
by Solid Mantis May 5, 2020
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The Palmer Introduction

A kind if introduction used to start a conversation with a completely random person.

Usually involves talking loudly near the person about something heroic you "did", before bumping into that person and commenting with statements such as "Oh hey, didn't see you there", or "you didn't just hear that did you?".

Can also be used on the internet, with the excuse of "oh sorry, wrong convo".
The Palmer Introduction in action:

"Yeah, I was awarded key to the city for that, all I really wanted was to make sure the baby was ok."
*BUMP*
"Oh hey, didn't see you there!"

or

"Hey man, did you see how cute that kitten was when I saved from a burning fire?"
*BUMP*
"Oh sorry! Wait you didnt hear that did you?"
by CrazyMofo2468 March 22, 2010
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allow myself to introduce myself

A really stupid way to say Allow me to introduce myself.
Guy: Allow myself to introduce myself, I'm -
Kenthar: *BANG!* You got deagled, boi!
by Kenthar November 27, 2003
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Intracourse

making beautiful,meaningful love to oneself.Or wanking into a dirty sock.Whatever...
I had the greatest time last night going out on a date with myself!By the end of the night I had my pants pulled down and was having sweet Intracourse with yours truly!
by Rod Fury November 19, 2006
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intro

A demo of limitted size, usually 4 of 64k.
.the .product was the most awsome 64k intro ever!
by Spirit Bear January 28, 2004
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Intropetuous

An extreme state of introspection that involves many varied and often opposing emotions in a given period of time.
Often, after having a traumatic experience, people are akin to intropetuous moments.
by DWalker December 15, 2008
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