The internet

AN amazing place of meeting new people online.

Say if ...John Cena is on... like facebook.... and you follow him.... face book is on the Internet.

by Potatoesaregood August 20, 2017

internets

the currency used on the internets.

'i paid bob twenty internets because he posted a pic of epic lulz'

by ccaptainpoopypants April 5, 2008

Internet

A vast network of data that is

40% pornography

30% cat pictures

19% creeps

10% advertisements

10% the word "gay"

1% relevant information

All of which is spied on by the NSA

People keep saying that we should go back to the "Glory days" of the 1950's. But we can't; now we have the internet.

by Name removed by the NSA November 15, 2013

Internet

An alibi

Because of the internet, everynight before bed, I hear a little girl's cry.

by Roastmasters May 17, 2009

Internet

Porn.

When in need of a little entertainment, I go to my laptop and get on the internet.

by #AlexFromTarget November 9, 2014

Internet

What ever you do, do not search the following:
Rule 34
Peen on google images
Sex whale on google images
Child pregnancy on google images
Fan art porn
Penile skin tag on google images
Penile whore on google images

John:"Hey man, you don't look healthy, when's the last time you slept?"
Me:"3 WEEKS!"
John:"What, why?"
Me:"BECAUSE OF THE FUCKING INTERNET"

by 69MeDaddyXXXBustyPorn March 20, 2017

The Internet

is for porn.

Grab your dick and double click.

OMG THE INTERNET IS NOT FOR PORN

by nedMiles May 9, 2010