Zero Interest Loan

A loan taken out from your parents with the understanding that you'll pay them back when you get a real job. It is common amongst college students with parents who have disposable income.

Guy 1: Hey man, you should come to Vegas with me and my buddies next month. It's gonna be a blast.

Guy 2: Aw I wish I could, but I don't have the money right now. You know, since I'm still in school.

Guy 1: Why don't you go to the international bank of mom & dad and ask for a zero interest loan?

Guy 2: Good idea!

by jaypife July 11, 2011

0% interest for x months

A sales tactic targeted mostly at people without money, good credit or low interest credit cards. Means the financial entity will keep accruing interest at a generally usurious interest rate until the conclusion of the specified number of months. If the purchase isn't paid in full by then, the buyer gets hit with an enormous "balloon" of accrued interest. Unless you can pay the purchase off quickly, you're a huge sucker.

Buy this incredibly marked up living room set today and get 0% interest for X months!

by KImCobain March 13, 2015

economic interest of the community

the economic interest of the community is defined as the always-present impulse for a group of people who support hitler to commit many crimes

Hey! That person supports the EIC (economic interest of the community)! Don't ever vote for them when it comes down to values!

by Not-An-NCFCA-er January 30, 2023

Interception

When you try to ejaculate in a girls mouth, miss, and get it to land in another girls mouth.

I was getting it on in the air plane when some girl got an interception with my cum shot

by Fishdick Jesus January 15, 2014

Interbeastial Fagottism

A same-sex relationship (or one-night-stand) between two animals of different species. The term was coined on the fly whilst observing a male cat romance the hindquarters of a sleeping male dog.

Horrendous.

Shawn: What the fuck are they doing?
Andrew: They're doing it! That's interbeastial faggotism! Crude!
Shawn: Where's my camera? There's gotta be a newsgroup for this kind of thing.

by Thousand June 13, 2005

Variable Interest Entity

Used to refer to a member of the opposite sex with whom you are sexually involved with, but you don't want the general population to know about him/her because you aren't exclusive with this individual. Also commonly referred to as a V.I.E. Typically used when the certain individual is too stupid to realize they are just being used for sex.

John: "Why didn't you bring Lauren to the office Christmas party?"

Ben: "Because she is the my V.I.E. Shhhh...before someone hears you! I am trying get with the new girl tonight."

John: "Your what?"

Ben: "Variable interest entity; we have sex occasionally but we aren't exclusive. Nor is she marriage material."

by nosemaj October 26, 2008

"That's interesting Simon!"

Used when someone states the bloody obvious, taken from playwright Alan Bennett's Talking Head "HER BIG CHANCE", the story of a vaccuous actress who employs this phrase constantly when trying to seduce the director of a porn film, the aforementioned Simon.

He said: "When you go to school, you learn stuff." She said, "That's interesting Simon!"

by LucyVee April 25, 2006