insulting me doesnt work the way you want it to

they have a degrading kink bro..

i don't recommend insulting me doesnt work the way you want it to.

by jank. May 26, 2021

crazy like a Spock who’s just had his mother insulted

Very, very angry, and probably about to strangle you. It refers to Star Trek's character Mr. Spock, who can be a very pissed off alien if somebody dares mention his human mother, and therefore provokes an emotional reaction in him. It is not, under any circumstances, an advisable move.

First used by Brittany Diamond in her Star Trek TOS commentary.

If someone has to ask about Landrew one more FREAKIN’ time and NOT get an answer, I swear I will go CRAZY like a SPOCK who’s just had his MOTHER insulted.

by ronnachu August 18, 2009

the perfect insult to your enemies(WARNING: DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME, YOU WILL GET GROUNDED)

whatyoureabouttoreadhereisthemostpowerfulinsultinhumanhistorywithoutadoubt

I want to set on you on fire, but my mother doesn't allow me to burn trash. That is the perfect insult to your enemies(WARNING: DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME, YOU WILL GET GROUNDED).

by pdtd April 12, 2022

If you're going to insult my intelligence

Then I'm going to deliberately misinterpret the events that transpire and even falsified my interpretation of events.

Retard "If you're going to insult my intelligence-"

Hym "INTELLIGENCE!? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! OK! WHAT INTELLIGENCE!? HA! Yeah! Look guys, if you're going to insult my big fat cock, I'm just done with you OK? If you're going to insult my giant dick... I'm gonna be super mad about it, OK? Ahahahahahaha!"

by Hym Iam February 3, 2025

National Insult-a-Stonk Day

Insult him to the fullest extent and show no mercy for absolutely no reason on this specific day on the 22nd of july

National Insult-a-Stonk Day - "skunky stonky"

by coreguy July 22, 2024

Rhymic Insult

To reply to someones comment... goes a BIT like this:
Dude... Don't care...
Oh yeah? Dirty dan Frying Pan Two Flan Fucky Nan
Oh yeah? Ching Ling iPhone ding Bee sting Booger fling!
Oh yeah? Chain Chomp Sexy Whomp Cheekfomp Willy Lomp
Oh yeah? Creepy wank Ultra dank Ooer prank Mega stank
Oh yeah? Danish creeper Swedish weeper Fucking deeper Slapping sleeper
Oh yeah? John Wick Oak Stick Mega Flick Oozy Prick
Oh yeah? Oozy drip Front flip Silent clip Titty nip
Oh yeah? Rain rise Butthole flies Bunny dies Dick Demise
Oh yeah? Utter moat Stupid boat Crumby coat Deep Throat
Oh yeah? Green duck Hocky puck Money luck Ass fuck
Oh yeah? Nig-
Woah too far
yeah...

Rhymic Insult

by ☆★Marigold★☆ June 20, 2022

Insult Slut

A person posting impossibly stupid inflammatory comments with the goal of many innocent people being forced to degrade this person publicly in their replies. This is a higher degree than a basic troll.

Did you see Tanya posting this comment? "Really, how did slaves build the United States of America? Do tell. The north didn't have slaves and their economy was industrial. No slaves." Yeah bro, Tanya is a total Insult Slut! She gets off on innocent strangers telling her how stupid she is.

by SmarterSean May 15, 2023