The Great Monkey Incident

On May 24, 2012, a group of 3 teenagers went to the San Diego Zoo at 3:13 pm. The 3 young boys went to see the monkey exhibit and dared each other to do something extravagant than neither of them would do. 2 of the boys names Marcus and Dillan threw bits of hot dog bread at the monkeys, encouraging harassment of the apes. the final teenager named Carter, bought laxatives from the CVS Pharmacy before entering the Zoo for his mother. Carter thought it was a good idea to throw the laxatives at the monkeys because it would out-do Dillan and Marcus's idea. The monkey consuming the Laxatives in about 20 minutes had major diarrhea and the Zookeepers had to inform everybody to leave the exhibit. Before the residents could leave, the war began. The apes threw their fecal matter at the residents and brought chocolate rain amongst the people. The Zookeepers soon found out who caused this and banned the 3 boys involved in the mess. The reason most don't know about this is because it wasn't as important as say, somebody jumping into an exhibit, so it's all swept under the rug.

Thank you for coming to my ted talk (do not fact check this)

Guy: Hey bro, somebody just talked about The Great Monkey Incident on TikTok!
Bro: The Great Monkey Incident? what the hell is that?
Guy: well basically..........

by Yung motha'fuckin Jimminy Neut September 18, 2021

The Baxter Meatstick Incident of 2019

The blending of cheap gas station meatsticks and tequila in ones stomach while blackout-drunk. The amalgamation of which is immediate cause of "sleep-puking".

Hank:" I just finished that whole bag of meatsticks, lets get some sleep."
Me, in the middle of the night: "You alright bud?"
Hank: *Puking in his sleep* "'Merica"
Me: I dont think Ill ever get over The Baxter Meatstick Incident of 2019.

by turbovolvo August 12, 2021

The Esalen Incident

In the 1970s at the Esalen Institute a group of very smart people with PhD's attempted to make a semi-scientific inquiry into the validity and robustness of living in a closed polyamorous community. The experiment failed, as despite their best intentions of seeing and interacting with everyone "equally", the typical human behaviors of favoritism, jealousy, ostracism etc broke down relationships and made it impossible to keep harmony.

Anon: "So what's going on at Esalen this decade?"
Esalen dabbler: "Some sort of female orgasm law-of-attraction empowerment training. Hope it doesn't end up like the Esalen incident."

by Aardvarkopotamus August 24, 2021

Incidental Criteria

Knockout criteria that suddenly appear during the assessment of a project. These criteria have never been seen or mentioned before said assessment and if they are not fulfilled will result in a failing grade.

Teacher: "If you don't have a presentation by tomorrow, you'll fail this assignment"
Student: "This was not in the initial assignment, it's an Incidental Criteria"

by JustFOff July 1, 2021

trans-incidental beditation

n. Random, uncaring sex with a person of uncertain gender.

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Did you hook up with that odd sparkler you were dancing with last night?

Nah. I'm no longer into trans-incidental beditation.

Been hurt too much?

No. Not enough.

by gnostic 1 October 22, 2013

Lightning Incident

When you think a girl you like doesnt like you back you go find a new gf. Then you find out that the girl you liked does like you and you break up with your new gf for the girl you liked.

Dude im really sorry you had the lightning incident-ya man i didnt mean to hurt her, but I love ashley more than I love Sarah. I just had to dump her.

by Blind Angel August 30, 2012

Ballon Peeball Incident

The cum bucket room for mexicans and asians get fucked in the ass all anal positions while watching my little pony and having their penis closed off for ones who’s are too small to be top and to get bottom fucked.

Half Credit: WWW.COMPASS

Uncle Edward was in a Ballon Peeball Incident.

by Fishnuggets66 June 2, 2023