69 inches

5 foot/feet 9 inches (5’9”).
A sexainch.
The best height for people.
Many runners, swimmers, basketball, soccer, and football players, as well as models and most American men are around this height.

Most of us are 69 inches tall.

by gregben October 15, 2023

Two inches

absolutely not my dick length or anything

what the hell are you supposed to do with two inches?

by 404 not fucking found November 7, 2022

Pubic Inches

The Pubic Inch is a unit of volume in the Imperial units and United States customary units systems, primarily used in measuring the overall dimensions of the male genitalia.

“He’s not exactly the best-looking guy on campus, but I heard he’s packing some serious pubic inches!”

by NightFallInc June 26, 2020

Inch Grinch

It refers to the length of a very specific part of the male anatomy.

(Hint: It means you have a little dick)

Girl: Aww, so cute!
Guy: What are you talking about?
Girl: The widdle inch grinch!
Guy: You haven't seen anything yet...
Girl: I agree completely. I'm leaving.

by The CircleJerk October 2, 2009

Devil’s inch

The act of pulling on your balls from behind giving you that extra inch.

As she longed for it to go deeper, she gave a firm tug to give her that extra devil’s inch.

by Boogdog January 31, 2019

centrifugal inch

The act of helicoptering your flaccid penis to artificially add length to it, generally done before someone you’re attracted to sees it.

Shit, my dick shrunk in the cold, I’d better add a centrifugal inch before this chick sees it

by havenlad February 12, 2023

Bush Inch

The extra secret inch of cock that is hidden when you don’t do the appropriate manscaping.

“I’ve been manscaping before my date with Janice so I gain a bush inch”

by GoodinBed March 30, 2023