Emergency Inch

The act of pulling the extra skin down around the base of your penis to give a woman an extra inch.

My girl asked me to F' her harder so i had to give her the emergency inch

by Ilfigure March 31, 2023

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getting inched

When someone cuts off your penis for punishment or entertainment purposes.

Getting inched is my favorite thing to do when I'm with my uncle. He thought he wouldn't be gay if I didn't have a penis.

by Unmolested November 11, 2018

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Inch Grinch

It refers to the length of a very specific part of the male anatomy.

(Hint: It means you have a little dick)

Girl: Aww, so cute!
Guy: What are you talking about?
Girl: The widdle inch grinch!
Guy: You haven't seen anything yet...
Girl: I agree completely. I'm leaving.

by The CircleJerk October 2, 2009

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centrifugal inch

The act of helicoptering your flaccid penis to artificially add length to it, generally done before someone you’re attracted to sees it.

Shit, my dick shrunk in the cold, I’d better add a centrifugal inch before this chick sees it

by havenlad February 12, 2023

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Bush Inch

The extra secret inch of cock that is hidden when you don’t do the appropriate manscaping.

“I’ve been manscaping before my date with Janice so I gain a bush inch”

by GoodinBed March 30, 2023

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69 inches

5 foot/feet 9 inches (5’9”).
A sexainch.
The best height for people.
Many runners, swimmers, basketball, soccer, and football players, as well as models and most American men are around this height.

Most of us are 69 inches tall.

by gregben October 15, 2023

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