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shaking the basement

Farting with such magnitude while one is seated on a sofa that others can hear and possibly feel the fart thunderclap through the sofa.

Feels similar to a large base-tube when it is cranked. May or may not exhibit an odour.

This is often confused with minor earth tremors and after-shocks.
Hot Woman: Ahhh... What was that...?

Bean Eating Dude: What was what?

Hot Woman: I heard a loud crackling thunder and the ground shook through my ass.

Bean Eating Dude: O' that was just me shaking the basement a little.

Hot Woman: You're disgusting.

Bean Eating Dude: I should change my underwear.
by Rolene M December 24, 2010
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Basement Salad

A sexual manoeuvre that involves weird, dirty, often scatological components.
Man, I was fooling around with Angie last night when she wanted me to give her a basement salad - I said “no way” and split...
by mowolf May 18, 2021
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Basement beard

This type of beard is located in the genitalia region. Typically basement beards consist of dark, usually curly coarse hair, aka pubes. It is not recommended that men with traditional facial beards, and women with basement beards, engage in cunninglingus activity.
"Hey babe, for Valentine's Day, I trimmed my basement beard into the shape of a heart for you"

^that's love right there
by Dault December 17, 2013
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Basement Dick

The part of the penis that is still inside a man's body. Typically you can feel it underneath the testicles when the penis is erect. This part of the penis never makes it into the vagina and is there for support.
I wish I could push out my basement dick to gain some length.

He was a bigger guy so his dick wasn't that impressive to look at but I could tell he had some major basement dick.
by shadowcunt May 19, 2022
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ass-basement

A place that is hot, humid, stanky, and generally uncomfortable.
Dude, the EECS2nd floor CAEN lab is a freaking ass-basement! Why would you go there?
by SLUGs OGs May 1, 2011
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michigan basement

When you turn a woman over, saying you're going to have anal sex, but instead shove dirt into her rectum.
Last night I gave Melissa a Michigan Basement
by Elizafox July 6, 2017
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Basement Marshmallow

A special type of keyboard warrior that lives in their parents' basement. Tends to be pasty, unemployed, overweight, and likes to harass people on social media.
Man, those basement marshmallows will just not log off today!
by comrade eevee May 22, 2019
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