Self-impressed

The state of projecting unwarranted arrogance and false superiority

It's a busy Saturday afternoon, and that self-impressed wanker just parked his oh-so-important car across two parking spaces.

by FeO2 October 11, 2012

impressingroom.com

the best picture rating site on the web. it has a tightly knit forum community that makes up small percent of its total users.

the best site ever.

by Anonymous July 12, 2003

Impromptu Ding Dong

Before you proceed to make sweet love to a woman's anal area, be sure that she has eaten a hearty meal. As you are giving it to her good, tell her when you are about to come. This next part is very tricky. As you come, she will simultaneously shit, thus enveloping your cum in her shit. The end product resembles a Hostess Ding Dong.

I didn't have to go to the convenient store because my girlfriend and I made an impromptu ding dong. We split it.

by AWOFF November 21, 2010

Improfessional

It's a word mix between unprofessional and inappropriate!

Jill- hey did your boss call you about your new position?
Sally- no my other coworkers told me
Jill- OMG Sally!! That's so Improfessional of your boss!!

by Improfessional April 19, 2018

impression farmer

A person who farms impressions on social media. They usually just post for likes. This is to make them bigger than they actually are.

Malachi is such an impression farmer, all he does is tweet for likes.

by LargeYak March 24, 2021

zeroth impression

The impression that you get from someone before you actually meet them, including impressions made by clothes, style, and rumors.

Bob: From what she was wearing and what I heard about her, the zeroth impression I got was that she was a slut. But when I met her she seemed really nice.

by darkshaddow42 June 11, 2010

vaginal imprint

An uneven or lopsided newborn baby's head caused while passing through the birth canal.

- That baby's head looks a little funny, was it a forceps delivery?
- No it's just the vaginal imprint.

by ego76 May 13, 2011