Im sick of sex i just want love

When you look past your short term goals.

God, im sick of sex i just want love 😭😭

by spotlight ah moonlight ah January 16, 2023

lol i just defined a word in urban dictionary

You have to be a special kind of dumb to need a definition

Person 1: “ lol i just defined a word in urban dictionary”
Amorphous glob: “no shit sherlock”

by MLG_ANON December 5, 2020

i just have really high standards

When somebody rejects you because they don't think you are gorgeous enough to go out with them, they may say this.

Boy #1: Hey, do you want to go out sometime?
Boy #2: No thanks. I just have really high standards. You don't reach them, oops.

by mcnuggetdestroyer December 31, 2017

And I feel like i just got home

Quite possibly the best video on Youtube.

And I feel like I just got home
And I feel
And I feel Like I just got home
And i feeeeeeel

by I eat swag for breakfast October 20, 2017

I just poured HOT GRITS down my pants

When you spill your breakfast on your dick

Than- I just poured HOT GRITS down my pants

by queer_ dude_man June 18, 2018

i just wanna get high with my lover

i just wanna get high with my lover

i just wanna get high with my lover

by Zar4373 May 20, 2023

I just shit all over that toilet bowl bitches

1) Mainly referring to when you shoot a basketball and the ball bounces around the rim numerous times before going in.

2) When riding a BMX bike in a bowl at a skate/bike park and you have a very good run.

3) Referring to when you eat a bowl of any chocolaty cereal at an incredibly fast rate.

4) When you literary shit on a toilet bowl at a females house.

May also be used as "you just shit all over tat toilet bowl bitch(s)"
or
I just shit all over that toilet bowl bitch

4) Jesse: "Yo Antwan did you hear what Wyatt did?"
Antwan: "No. Why what did he do?"
Wyatt: "Man I just shit all over that toilet bowl bitches."
*Rachel love comes home to find a steamy shit on her toilet bowl.*

by P.V.B September 18, 2011