A depraved sexual act symbolically representing Canada's place in the world, in which one person, representing Canada is put on a loose leash by a Queen, while being simultaneously ejaculated and defecated on from their mate below.
The resulting act is known throughout the world for both it's difficulty, humility, and the passive aggressive submissiveness of it's protagonist.
The resulting act is known throughout the world for both it's difficulty, humility, and the passive aggressive submissiveness of it's protagonist.
We decided to spice up our sex life by doing the History of Canada. It was very strange doing the History of Canada for the first time. As the man underneath kept rolling over to defecate or continue coitis depending on which was more urgent. Meanwhile a man with a lisp holding a leash giggled and commented from several feet away.
by JustinSeseSeko February 9, 2010
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The most depraved sexual act known to mankind kept as a hidden secret from Canada to preserve its' innocence. In detail, the ******** are inserted into ******* using the ******* with ******** moose antlers ****** **** ***** maple syrup **** ***** around five times ***** *** ******* until the **** ***** affectionately called "the Mounties" use **** ***** all over the ****. The resulting **** ***** *** ****** are then used as lubricant for ******** **** **** into ****** **** **** with ***** **** **** Stanley Cup.
by EvilLepper February 5, 2010
Get the Canada's History mug.1 everything that happened in the past, more specially since humans learned to write.
2 everything that got written down and was accepted as "the history" by some elite or another.
3 the field of study of 1 and 2. Discusses all kinds of explanations of what happened.
4 a school subject devoted almost exclusively to 2.
2 everything that got written down and was accepted as "the history" by some elite or another.
3 the field of study of 1 and 2. Discusses all kinds of explanations of what happened.
4 a school subject devoted almost exclusively to 2.
1 Johnny Cash is history.
2 The history of the colonization of America has little to do with what actually happened.
3 An interesting question in history is whether guns, diseases or beliefs were more important factors in eliminating the Native Americans.
4 History is quite boring, especially if it's about your own country.
2 The history of the colonization of America has little to do with what actually happened.
3 An interesting question in history is whether guns, diseases or beliefs were more important factors in eliminating the Native Americans.
4 History is quite boring, especially if it's about your own country.
by Phaedrus42 January 29, 2004
Get the history mug.A difficult AP class offered at most high schools, generally taken by sophomores. The multiple choice tests can be frustratingly hard and will cause you to hate whoever sets the curve for each test (usually the same person every time). Luckily, if you are smart and good at history you should be able to do fine on the essays.
My AP European History test is on Friday, but I should do fine. I can think my way through most of the multiple choice and can BS the essays if they are difficult topics I don't know shit about. If I'm lucky I should get a 5, but I'll probably get a 4 if I study enough.
by a person named me May 7, 2008
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Get the alternate history hub mug.A useless class that teaches you nothing useful for your life unless you choose to teach it yourself. Results in sleepless nights, crammming in hours of studying, worthless chapter outlines and reading a textbook that will bore you to death. Was written by a bunch of clueless retards. Your school will probably hoax you into taking it. Don't believe their bullshit. Save yourself and don't take this class.
Not to mention the teacher doesn't teach shit, they expect you to learn everything from the textbook.
Not to mention the teacher doesn't teach shit, they expect you to learn everything from the textbook.
You could sleep through this class and pass it since you are expected to read 25 pages of rambling a week and learn everything from that.
AP World History is a useless class
AP World History is a useless class
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