horse hockey 

1 horse excrement

2. nonsense

(See also horseshit)

We don't care about any of this horse hockey, tell it to someone who cares.

horse hockey by Light Joker March 16, 2005

Horse Gum Syndrome (HGS)

Horse Gum Syndrome also referred to as HGS, is a condition pertaining to both male and female homosapiens in which their gums are overexposed when he or she smiles. Usually considered an unattractive trait.

11 out of 11 Dentists recommend that people inflicted with Horse Gum Syndrome (HGS) floss 5 times a day to prevent gum disease.

Horse Gum Syndrome (HGS) by Craig Schreiber February 8, 2008

horse hopping 

Pulling a train on several fat women at the same time.

Horse hopping is like jumping from one tall building to the next.

horse hopping by Fireball and Harley June 11, 2006

Hasselhoff 

To eat food like a caveman while shitfaced drunk and making a complete mess (laying on the floor is optional). Per the Youtube Video of David Hasselhoff hammered eating a burger.

After the bar last night I hasselhoff'd the shit out of $20 worth of taco bell.

I woke up on the floor of the hotey this afternoon face down in half a hamburger i hasselhoff'd after the show last night.

Hasselhoff by JoeCaine June 12, 2009

horse goggles 

A metaphorical human version of blinders, headwear that blocks off a horses peripheral vision so they dont get distracted. This is most often used when someone is oblivious to something important or obvious.

I waved said hi to Mike. But he stormed past without even seeing me. He had his horse goggles on.

horse goggles by Natethegreat315 September 9, 2010

Hissed 

It similar to hangry but when you are beyond hangry you are hissed (Pissed + Hungry)

My wife says when I don't eat I get hangry, but I get really hissed.

Hissed by bethel100 May 9, 2018

Horse box 

An Irish term of endearment. Used when greeting friends.

Ah howaya horse box, are ya well?!!

Horse box by Oirish May 19, 2018